Observations from rewatching Quest for Fire last night

[Bossy Monkey]

better known as Quest for the Missionary Position

"That's ok Mr Perlman; you won't need to come in for the 7am neanderthal makeup call."
Apparently we evolved from The Young Ones.
Ugh. Fire good
Gorilla men are attacking. Ugh
Urg; fire went out
Gor; those sabre-toothed cats sure look a lot like lions with fake teeth
Wuk! Cannibals even stupider than we are!
Ung, aren't you Tommy Chong's daughter?
It's just not working out; I don't think you're as evolved as I am.

Maybe not the worst movie ever, but a definite contender

[lapfog_1]

1. No, "Che" with Jack Palance as Fidel

is, hands down, the worst film ever. So bad, it's good
in a "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" kind of way.

[mark11727]

2. NO NO NO

Yellowbeard with half of Monty Python, and Cheech and Chong, and it still sucked!