You know , it's a good thing handguns are hard to get in Canada

[HEyHEY]

For my sake, all I wanted was a can of pinapple rings. So I get it and then wait in express line...a lady buys her stuff then says, "Also I have a receipt from Monday" and goes on about how her coupon wasn't honoured and the store owed her two bucks.
THEN I was behind her leaving the store, she stops dead, so I have to as well. Turns and without looking walks back through the automatic door labelled out and into me.

Fuck I'd of shot her right then if I could.

Her and that prick that keeps parking in my stall outside my apartment.

End rant.

[Lisa]

1. so you didn't grab the nearest muskrat by the tail ...

... and just let fly?

(That's the way we usually do it up here.)


Then there was that "22 Minutes" sketch where they challenge Sheila Copps to "settle this outside in the parking lot like Canadians" -- and they cut to a snowball fight.