George Bush is so stupid...

[Catch22Dem]

He thought Kaiser Permanente was the leader of Germany.

Ok, so I stole that from Bill Maher. Please feel free to add your own. I'd like to see a nice long list.

[coloradodem2005]

1. George Bush is so stupid...

...that he tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. He thought Barack Obama

was from Saudi Arabia.

[benburch]

6. He really did...

Actually, he saw a congressperson wearing an OBAMA button, and thought it read OSAMA.

[CO Liberal]

3. ...He Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company

:-)

[billybob537]

12. LOL that's him man.

[Parche]

4. bush

He thought that Grey Poupon was the color of his bowel movement

[Sabriel]

5. He thinks he's going to win in November. Now, that's stupid. n/t

[CO Liberal]

7. ...he keeps falling off his bicycle"

[WinterStorm]

8. He thinks that he won the election

[RobertSeattle]

9. When asked if he'd seen Fahrenheit 911

He said if hadn't seen the first 910 Fahrenheit movies, so why see the 911th?

[name not needed]

10. He thought pretzels were meant to be swallowed whole

[sicarii]

11. bush is so stoopid

...he thought rear admiral was a greek naval rank only
...he thought asteroids can be cured by preparation H
...he thought interest rates were about him
...he thought parkways should be where people parked cars and driveways where people drove
...he wanted to send the space shuttle filled with preparation H to Uranus
...he thought Saddam was responsible for 9/11
...he thought America would stand for getting 900+ of thier soldiers killed for a mistake

For more bush stuff

http://www.cafepress.com/neoconclave

[billybob537]

13. He thinks Bi-Lingual

is a sexual referance.

[MrScorpio]

14. George Bush is so stupid

He didn't even know Brazil has black people.

[Hoping4Change]

15. he thought Poutine was the name of Canada's Prime Minister.

when in fact its a very popular Quebec fast food (fries with cheese curd and gravy)

[HysteryDiagnosis]

17. He thought the majority of the

population would remain so fearful that they would refuse to see through the smoke and mirrors and allow them any type of disgressions against the constitution, the CIA or whomever gets in their way. He forgot one thing... they are dealing with "Americans" and not some garden variety moron types.

[JohnKleeb]

16. He accused Texas Democrats of trying to make social security a federal

program, true story.