Pubic apology thread

[JVS]

I'm sorry that sometimes my pubes fall off and land in inconvenient place.

[HEyHEY]

1. You still owe me a Strawberry Sunday

[JVS]

2. You could have still eaten it!

I owe you nothing!

[HEyHEY]

3. That's not what they mean by "hair pie"

[JVS]

5. It's called fish pie

[HEyHEY]

6. You and lutefisk again?

I think you're developing a sick fetish.... ;-)

[JVS]

9. Never get your piece near lye

it could be painful

[Tosca]

4. Supreme Court clown Clarence Thomas

wants to talk to you about that one on the Coke can.

[JVS]

7. He did that himself

It happens to everyone. It's an imperfect world. Cats die, lights burn out, a pube falls off every once in a while

[POed_Ex_Repub]

8. I hope nobody's parents are found in their chilie over this...

*South Park reference for those uninitiated*

[wryter2000]

10. Dear Republican Party

I'm heartily sorry that your guys are such lying, scumbag, murdering crooks. It's going to hurt our hearts to pound your ugly faces into the pavement this election, but for the good of the country, we'll have to do it.

[JVS]

11. wrong thread