Butt-munch Assclown at the laundromat tonight...

[BiggJawn]

Furkin' moran got his hands on the remote for the Tee-Vee, so he zones out and thinks he's the only fucker in the world (Must be a PhD candidate in Busness) "Click-click-click-click"

I felt like saying "Hey, Gomer! If I wanted to listen to a fucking scanner, i'd get my Bearcat and cruise cop calls!"

Well he finally settles on the convention...On FAUX!

Assmunch. He'll become a CEO, endow a chair at the U and make life Hell for his underlings someday. Yep, Destined for Greatness....

[RodneyCK2]

1. You get points for using the words...

Butt-munch and ass clown, LOL. Sorry dude. I would have poked my eyes out if I had to watch Faux news.

[BiggJawn]

2. You never saw anyone fold shit so fast...

I was HUMPING to get out of there before I suffered brain damage!

[Nevernose]

3. Humping, buttmunch, and assclowns

There's something very Freudian about this thread...
:evilgrin:

[RodneyCK2]

6. Best not over analyze it....

just enjoy his colorful phrases. I do, LOL.

[SarahB]

4. He won't be anything.

Just another self-serving fool who THINKS he'll be a billionaire who's willing to screw anyone over to do it, but remember the guy's at the laundromat too (probably spray n' washing his skidmarks). :7

[gratuitous]

5. That was YOU?

And I'm not waiting for someday to make life Hell for my underlings. No sense waiting until tomorrow when you can create Hell on earth today.

[Unperson 309]

7. Go Get A Universal Remote

set it for the make and model of TV (check the set) and then when you are at the laundromat, USE it!

Did that back in the place where they had a TV in the launderette. HaTED that friggin set! It was always tuned to either a Spanish station or some children's crap... so I tuned up a remote and every time I went in the place, I'd tune it to news or something else!

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[PVnRT]

8. Easy way to deal with that

Sit right next to him and just stare and growl.