WhoooooooooooooooOOPS!

[underpants]

Now THAT, as we used to say, was a "snot dropper".


A U.S. Army soldier looks at an overturned Bradley armored vehicle, which lost a track on Baghdad's airport highway and veered off the road July 29, 2004. The incident caused no injuries. (Ceerwan Aziz/Reuters)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Shit! I forgot my AAA card! Now we'll have to PAY for towing!

[underpants]

3. I think they are going to have to re-zero the gun

That is a Bradley thing

[Blue-Jay]

2. Hey Y'all. Watch this!

[underpants]

4. BC:"I said hold your right not HARD right!!!"

another Bradley thing

[matcom]

5. ahhh, ANOTHER Bradley with an alignment problem

:D

[underpants]

9. I had one that leaned.....oddly to the left

No sh*t we took the turret off and everything but no one (even a United Defense guy)could figure out why. It shot and moved great but it leaned to the left (if you were in in the track). Funny, it was the Lt.'s track and sat on the end of the platoon line where everyone could see it.

When ever we had an inspection or a visitor they would get about 10 feet in the track park and say "Hey why is that Brad leaning?"

Lt."Well sir...."

Captian"We are working on it sir"

One day a shortee happened to be smoking a cigarette and yelled out "Because they SUCK just like everything else in this freak show"-no it wasn't me that said that.

[izzie]

6. I am glad I am not driving in Iraq.

The American's have more trouble driving in that country than I have ever heard about. It is like the stock car kids are now in the army.

[goju]

7. Sorry sarge, there was a bee on me!

[underpants]

10. Deleone are you drunk again?

NO! I was just sleeping.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. FORD has a better idea!

Tracks by Firestone?

[underpants]

11. Sarge, does this mean that we are going to have to break track?

Every scouts nightmare.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Every 63-C-20's too!

Track jacks, spud bars and sledge hammers are on the way, in the M-88! I'm glad I'm old!

The TC screamed, "I Said, Your other LEFT Gawddamnit!"

[MGKrebs]

13. Does the manual really say to change the oil this way?