The Right Wing Record Collection

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[JohnKleeb]

1. I wonder if on that Reagan record

You hear him tell his first major lie that Stan Hack fouled 21 consecutive pitches off. Baseball/history nerds know everything :D. Heh funny find man.

[terrya]

2. LOL! "Country Church" is crying out for a Fab Five makeover.

Dear God, those outfits are disturbingly ugly.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. The porno 'staches are the crowning touch.

:crazy:

[the Kelly Gang]

4. no Pat Boone ??

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. You forgot their cruelest joke

[terrya]

6. You can't get any crueler than Pat Boone in a leather vest...

a fake earring, and gold chains. My eyes are hurting from looking at that.

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7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I've heard some of the songs on that album. James Hetfield, Ozzy Osbourne, and Robert Plant should just fucking kill him for that.

[Westegg]

14. They can kill him all they want, but HE JUST. WON'T. DIE.

[JohnKleeb]

8. umm eww

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. I want you to notice something:

See that this record is to be played at 16 RPM. This raises two questions: 1) where can I find a turntable that plays at 16 RPM? and 2) just how long is this fuckin' record? Must be an hour and a half or so.

Interestingly enough, I have the Hal Lindsey platter. When I see something for $1 in the "spoken word" section called Countdown to Armageddon, I buy it. It's pretty funny when he's talking about UFOs; "strange signs in the atmosphere," and shit like that. Hal Lindsey's a hoot!

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10. 80 minutes

40 minutes per side.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Remember, it's not music, so it doesn't need full fidelity.

You can cram a lot more lecturing on a record than you can music.

[noonwitch]

11. Hey, Jack Van Impe is still on tv

He's from Detroit-he and the lovely Rexella. His show is so weird that I can't believe anyone takes it seriously. Then again, even Robert Tilton gets people to send him money.

[LynneSin]

13. Here's Rick Santorum and John Cornyn's favorite album:

[terrya]

15. Hoo hah, that's rich! LOL

How true. :-)

[indigobusiness]

16. The RW Antichrist of Music--Bruce Willis and his really bad blues harp

And who can forget?

[LynneSin]

17. HELP ME PLEASE: This album cover just defies any words whatsoever!!!

[Bertha Venation]

18. I want to hear "Bible/Drugs" and "The Coming War with Russia."

How these people can twist the bible to say what they need it to say to manipulate their followers -- I'll never understand.

Who wants jelly donuts?

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19. kick

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