FOX NEWS and the toupe's

[tnhatesbush]

I like all of the men with their fake hair pieces.. Like they really look natural. I also like how the women on Fair and Balanced look like they walked off of 52nd street right after being in the back alley. Their makup is terrible and also looks like a teenage girl that is just learning to put makeup on..... It really makes them look legitimate doesn't it??? LOL!

[OpSomBlood]

1. I swear I can see Laurie Dhue's lips growing throughout the broadcast....

n/t

[tnhatesbush]

2. ROFL

OH MY GOD!! LOL!

[melbel8301]

5. Fake city!

The tons of lip gloss and collagen-enhanced lips leave them unable to speak coherently. Just as well, their brain-challenged statements are totally scripted.

[thebigidea]

19. the one who has the most difficulty speaking is Paige Hopkins

I have even more difficulty watching her slllllllluuuuuur her words.

That pic is a bit too flattering, she's generally a hideous creature - like a failed genetic experiment to clone Dhue.

[OpSomBlood]

20. It's like they try to find women with all of the "beautiful" features...

..by looking at a checklist instead of the woman.

[MildyCC]

21. Hideous?

I think she's pretty cute. To each his own I guess.

[thebigidea]

23. shudder.

Just a quick test for research purposes... Do you find this woman attractive? Do you find her financial advice useful?

[MildyCC]

26. No

Hope it's not your wife...if so, I'm sure she looks good on you.

Since I have no idea who she is, I can't speak for the utility of her financial advice.

[thebigidea]

33. yeah, I'm married to a FOX anchordrone.

Considering you've expressed your fondness for several of their newsbots, I was wondering how far that fondness went.

[MildyCC]

34. My fondness?

I said one was hot and the other cute. How does that equate to fondness? And how does two equate to several? I don't know the woman in the picture you posted; for all I know it IS your wife, since it's obvious you play fast and loose with the facts (ala Fox).

[thebigidea]

36. Well, it beats being attracted to FOX-creatures, anyway.

Personally, the only one that does anything for me is Alan Colmes. He's so DREAMY!

He's got that weird probable pedophile look that's so appealing.

[MildyCC]

37. I think most

men would agree that Laurie Dhue is attractive. The fact she is on Fox doesn't change that.

[thebigidea]

38. I can't believe we're arguing over the beauty of FOX anchors.

Especially with someone who insists Alan Colmes is dreamy.

9 out of 10 dentists agree!

[Shopaholic]

31. For the love of God woman--lay off the collagen---

before your lips explode!

[JohnnyRingo]

10. Yeah...I noticed that a couple days ago !

...Looks like they smack her in the face with a 2X4 before the show.

Maybe that's part of the Fox™ indoctrination....It would explain Hannity's insanity, too

[MildyCC]

16. Don't care

She is one HOT babe.

[OpSomBlood]

24. She was when she first started...she's been "altered" since then.

n/t

[MildyCC]

28. How so?

She still seems hot to me. I don't care about her politics, as long as those lips are wrapped....nevermind.

[OpSomBlood]

29. I'm not talking about her politics.

Her lips are never the same size twice. She's either had surgery or hooks herself up to a machine during the commercial breaks.

[MildyCC]

30. Never noticed

the lip size delta. Don't see her that often, and they look the same to me everytime.

[neebob]

27. My mother is always telling me she's beautiful

It surprised me the first time, before I realized the extent of the madness.

[swag]

3. Who was it that coined "The Viagra Posse?"

The Viagra Posse of Fox News

Brilliant

[swag]

8. Origins of "Viagra Posse"

James Wolcott, Vanity Fair, Oct 2001

"Chris Matthews, Geraldo Rivera and the Viagra posse at FOX News refilled their gas bags and began taking turns on Mussolini's balcony to exhort the mob."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Check out the comb-over on Cal Thomas... NICE!

[JohnnyRingo]

11. Omigod...He looks like a silent film villian

I can see him tying a girl to the RR tracks.

[Zynx]

13. If you gave him a little top hat he would look just like it.

;-)

[OpSomBlood]

14. And a long cigarette holder and monocle.

n/t

[greekspeak]

35. The very sight of Cal Thomas makes me shudder

The picture displayed above is the most recent to appear in my old hometown paper. The picture they had before Cal actually looked older and had this huge sneer on his face. He looked like a real life version of the SNL character "Grumpy Old Man." You expected him to say, "Back in my day we didn't have MOOVEES. We had to lay on a hillside and stare at the sun until our retnas burned out. AND WE LIKED IT!" (pound fist on table.)

[WinterStorm]

6. How much do you think that they spend on Blond hair dye?

All of the ladies have fake blond hair and it's all about the same color.

[murielm99]

7. Maybe the buy it in bulk

and get a discount.

[kskiska]

9. When will they learn that lip gloss on older women

just doesn't cut it – Jane Hall in particular, on that Media Watch show.

Then there's the leg cross. These women are all going to be cripples by the time they're 40. Chubby Rita Cosby can barely do it anymore. The men can sit where their legs all over the place, byt the Faux women are contracted to affect this pose while they're on camera.

The Capitol Gang crew has been doing stand-up while covering the convention. Has anyone noticed how Kate O'Beirn looks like she's 7 feet tall while standing next to Margaret Carlson, who looks to be about 4 feet tall. Kate is taller than all the guys, too.

[OpSomBlood]

12. Linda Vester frightens me.

Seriously. I actually become disturbed when she comes on screen.

And I think Rita Cosby's hair is a sentient organism. She's way too fat to do the "bold and stylish rebel" thing.

[MildyCC]

17. I cannot STAND

that Rita Cosby woman...Aggghhhhhh!

[OpSomBlood]

18. Picture says a thousand words:

[against all enemies]

22. I like the slutty little choker she's wearing.

[MildyCC]

25. Now, you see

normally I do like those "slutty litte chokers," but not on porkers like her.

[quinnox]

15. You're right about the women's makeup

Especially that 'Fox and Friends' blonde.

[JHB]

32. Toupe News Network?

or maybe "Fake hair and On Xanax"?