I'm Almost to Post #1594 -- ASK ME ANYTHING

[GiovanniC]

Must boost my post count up to that critical #1594 level.

[Cobalt Violet]

1. What are you wearing?

[GiovanniC]

2. Button-Up Shirt and Khakis

Wish I could be more risque than that, but...

[Merrick]

3. How come I can't get laid?

[GiovanniC]

4. Because Women Can Sense Desperation

You need to take a break from trying to get laid, and take up something to improve yourself -- working out, studying philosophy, volunteering. Once you build a rich and interesting life, women will want to become part of it -- and you'll probably get laid.

[Merrick]

5. Really? I think its because I don't have any arms.

At least that's what my conjoined twin told me.

[GiovanniC]

6. You Don't Need Arms To Get Laid

And I bet a lot of girls would dig the whole conjoined-twins thing.

Maybe you aren't looking hard enough.

[Merrick]

7. Technically you don't need arms...

but you try hitting on a chick without them. They're always like, "Err... where are your arms?" and then walk away.

[GiovanniC]

8. There Are Worse Body Appendages To Be Missing

n/t

[TOhioLiberal]

9. Yeah...

like the one you keep getting 'male enhancement' spam for :crazy:

[GiovanniC]

10. Hey, It Can Increase My Size By Up to Three Inches!!

Effectively DOUBLING it!