Name for a wellness/fitness program???

[underpants]

My workplace is initiating a wellness program (we have VERY high useage rates) and there is a contest to name the walking/running/SEAL Team training/weight training programs.

The winner! gets a workout mat and an excercise ball.

So far I have these:

Amputation-not the ONLY way to lose weight
The don't be a fata** initiative
Better health=Better sex
A salad won't kill you ya know
You are fat what are you going to do about it?

Suggestions?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Your butt has taken the shape of your chair. Get some exercise!

[Hoping4Change]

2. Loser's Club

[underpants]

3. Right! go the encouraging route

Thanks

[Hoping4Change]

7. Underpants I am wounded. You see this was an inspiration

after having heard Bill Moyers interview with George Lakoff author of Moral Politics. Lakoff a Berkeley professor has studied how Repukes have spent millions over the last 35 years changing how people understand words. They have been highly successful making "liberal" a four letter word and making "conservative" highly commendable. 35 years no one wanted to be branded a conservative.


Lakoff said Liberals need to do catch-up. Anyway with this in mind I thought you guys could work on making "losing" a winning concept!

[underpants]

8. I was being sarcastic

at first and then a co-worker pointed out that it is a great name.

Thanks it totally passed me by at first.

[AlCzervik]

4. You're about to have a heart attack, put down the cheeseburger.

[Speck Tater]

5. Move it to lose it. --- Don't sit on your assests.

[emulatorloo]

6. "You look gross in those underpants"

EOM