DUers punning 'sanctimonious gummy tyst'

[jpgray]

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Other. The other kind of other.

[tigereye]

2. I do like these bits of the vaguely Elizabethan

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Thy art a comely wench, prithee.

OK, I'm out. Ran out of cod-Elizabethan

[jpgray]

4. 'Comely'!? tigereye is clearly 'toothsome' rather than 'comely' (nt)

[tigereye]

5. watch it, I have big fangs

:)

[jukes]

6. damme

jukes bested by a wench? the shame, the scalding shame!

i must hie me to the privy;
"goodnight, sweet princess,
parting is such sweet sorrow, that i shall bid 'goodnight",
till it be morrow..."

(paraphrased for gender correctness, & i can't remember if it's "bid" or "say".)

[tigereye]

9. whence goest thou

anon to another realm?
Exeunt.
Perchance thou mayest a pleasant saying leave
as thou departeth.
And upon thy return a great sigh of contentment

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Aye, her gap-toothed smile stirs the very sparrows.

Or is it the swallows? I can't think of such a winsome wench without thinking of "swallows."

[jpgray]

10. Since you are a son of a gun

Her taste for seamen is doubtless important to you. :silly:

[tigereye]

11. ah sir thou

art unkind in the very words thou speaketh
Females to thee evoke particulars of ill use
and one day a sad comeuppance
shall be visited upon thee.


and thee shall be at sea and drinketh of the darkest of foul meads

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. The poopy one.