Please... contribute to the Natalie Portman Sandwich Fund

[Dookus]

wathcing her on Letterman, via Tivo.

I see her rib cage. Won't you please help? The poor girl needs a meal.

[Bunny]

1. I'm in for a buck!

I didn't see the show, but I don't doubt the skeletal look. What is it about Hollywood?

[Swamp Rat]

2. I have no idea who she is but if she comes to New Orleans I'll buy her an

OYSTER PO-BOY!

By the way, what does "Tivo" mean? I've been wondering ever since I heard Jon Stewert refer to it - some sort of video recording device?

[Nomad559]

3. TiVo

http://www.tivo.com/0.0.asp

[Swamp Rat]

12. Thanks

[Dookus]

4. Oh whee.. I get to be a trainer again...

Natalie Portman is an actress. Depending on whether or not you're a pedophile, she's either the greatest thespian ever, or she's just another pretty face.

She was Princess Amidala (sp?) in the last Star Wars travesty.

She also played a ridiculously precocious hit-woman in a Luc Bresson movie whose name escapes me.

She Israeli.

She's a good Democrat.

She needs to eat a fucking plate of pasta.

[JSJ]

9. the professional n/t

[Swamp Rat]

10. Ahh, I get it.

Though I'm not a pedophile I am a cannibal, so I wouldn't be interested in a skinny person... too much work for too little protein profit. I wouldn't eat a Democrat anyway. I like Fat Fundies!

[Dookus]

5. As to Tivo...

it's a digital video recorder.

Instead of recording TV input on tape, it records it to a hard disk. This allows all sorts of really cool features, including pausing incoming TV, recording shows to disk and watching them at our convenience, and freeze-framing pornography digitally.

[Swamp Rat]

11. Cool! Freeze-framed nasty videos!

Now I know what to send Santorum and Asscrack for X-Mas. They'll enjoy their gay porn even more.

[physioex]

6. Now now be nice go after Ann Coulter....eom

[girl gone mad]

7. There's nothing wrong with Natalie.

I'm a waif, and I eat just fine. Carbs, protein, sugar and fat, 3 square meals a day plus snacks. We can't all be large.

[Dookus]

8. do your ribs show?

seriously... there's thin and there's skinny. Portman is skinny.

[Nomad559]

13. Screen Captures of Natalie Portman

[Dookus]

14. Thank you Nomad...

that ain't right. She's almost a child (to her credit, she just graduated from Harvard) but still... the Hollywood obsession with starvation has to stop.

[Mara Steele]

19. Yeah, the ribs concern me

They don't look good... I don't care for the walking dead...

[Guy_Montag]

15. Until I was 21

I could eat anything & do no exercise and you could still play tunes on my ribs - I am a chap though, so it's not so impressive.

[Nlighten1]

16. I have a meal for her.

:)

[Dookus]

17. perv....

the girl needs a meal!

[BlondieK143]

18. She needs to eat, but keep the

personality the same! :) She was cute on Letterman! And the dog... very cute!