Are you a crazy cat person? Take the quiz!

[Bossy Monkey]

1) How many cats do you own?
1: 1-2
2: 3-4
3: 5-6
4: 7 or more

2) Do you call your cat Shmoopy Woopy or did you actually name it that?
1: I sometimes call it that
2: I often call it that
3: I nearly always call it that
4: I actually named it that

3) Are you annoyed that I'm referring to cats as "it" instead of "him or her"?
1: Not annoyed
2: Somewhat annoyed
3: Very annoyed
4: I've already put the letter bomb for you in the mail

4) How many words do you think your cat can say?
1: 0-3
2: 4-6
3: 7-10
4: 11 or more

5) No really, how many words do you think your cat can say?
1: Really, 0-2
2: Really, 3-4
3: Really, 5-6
4: Really, 7 or more

6) How much have you spent on cat toys in the last year?
1: $0-10
2: $11-25
3: $26-100
4: More than $100

7) Do you really honest-to-god believe that your cat understands you when you speak to him or her?
1: I like to think so at least
2: Honest-to-god
3: No really, I swear!
4: I am deeply offended that you would even consider asking this question

8) Would you ditch a potential significant other because s/he didn't like your cat?
1: Possibly
2: Probably
3: Absolutely
4: I'd fucking kill the asshole

9) Does your cat have a psychiatrist?
1: No
2: Sometimes for medications
3: Regularly for medications
4: Regularly for talk therapy

10) What's the longest time you've left your cat alone in the house?
1: 4 days or longer
2: 2-3 days
3: 1 day
4: My cat has NEVER LEFT MY SIDE!

Scoring:
Add up numerical valuess of your answers;
31-40: You're putting out fire with gasoline
25-30: You are showing some crazy cat person tendencies
Less that 24: You are a worryingly stable cat owner; you're just going to have to try harder

[slutticus]

1. You forgot to add...

..."Do you post more than 10 cat posts a week?"


:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

2. Damn, I was normal until you added that comment

:cry:

I need help

[slutticus]

3. Yes....you most certainly do....I checked...you average 35 a week!

:evilgrin:


Have you made your DUFFL draft picks yet by the way?
:smoke:

[LynneSin]

8. I have until August - I'll worry about it then

But you know McNabb will ALWAYS be my first choice

He's been my QB for the last 2 years!!

[Bossy Monkey]

4. kick for cat people n/t

[Brewman_Jax]

5. I'm normal and stable?

in the normal range?

that test can't be right! :cry:

[Bossy Monkey]

11. Didn't think it would be funny if it actually gave anybody a Crazy

Cat Person result. I mainly wrote it for my girlfriend, who's always worrying about turning into a crazy cat lady.

[flamingyouth]

6. Quiz? I don't need a quiz!

A simple "yes" to the subject's question will suffice here for me.:D

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. Reverse the words

I am a cat crazy person, not a crazy cat person!

[flamingyouth]

9. LOL - yeah, that sounds much better

:D

[jukes]

10. nice quiz

not needed in my case; every1 here knows jukes has a rabid cat-jones!



:bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

12. kick for David Bowie n/t

[TX-RAT]

13. Didn't need the test, I'm hopeless.

4 inside 12 outside, all Human Society Kitties. Luckily i have a large place for them to play.

[jukes]

14. AND you fish for them

TX-R, in fact that's where you're at right now, catching catfood!

[Bossy Monkey]

15. 11) For cat food, you:

1: buy it from the supermarket
2: buy a veterinarian-recommended brand from a special store
3: go fishing
4: fly in sashimi-grade bluefin