The Muffin Man is here: What type of muffin would you like for breakfast?

[LynneSin]

Me: I'm chowing down a Cinnamon Raisin Bran muffin with some Skim Milk

[GOPisEvil]

1. Banana-pecan, por favor.

:9

[terrya]

2. A blueberry muffin would be nice. Thank you. :-)

[Blue-Jay]

3. Blueberry or Apple Cinnamon

yum

[Drifter]

4. SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

"SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says:

"SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY, WHILE MYSELF, I SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN!"

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'

-Frank Zappa


Cheers
Drifter

[Mara Steele]

5. I'll have what you're having...

am afraid to go in the kitchen & wake the girl asleep on my couch....

By the way, Lynne, once again your picture really scares me!! :hi: :D

[LynneSin]

6. the muffin man scares you?

or is it my DU gallery picture :cry:

:shrug:

[Mara Steele]

7. No, the MUFFIN MAN!!

He's scary looking. Dunno if it's my late night catching up w/me or what, but I find him creepy as all hell. :scared:

Your gallery pic. is darling, darling :-) :hi:

[Southpaw Bookworm]

8. Vanilla Chip, por favor

Low fat and great with tea.

[mrboba1]

9. is it Otis Spunkmeyer??

If so - give me chocolate chocolate chip!!!
:9

[LWolf]

10. Poppyseed.

Thanks!

[pagerbear]

11. I'd like a studmuffin, please!

You're not surprised, are you?

[LynneSin]

12. no, that's why I love you

:loveya:

[pagerbear]

13. Pagerblush!

[LynneSin]

17. in bizarro world we're probably raging lovers

or a previous life!

[pagerbear]

18. Woo-hoo!

[TheMightyFavog]

14. I get that damn gingerbread man scene from Shrek runnin thru my head.

Memo to self, never watch kid's movies after doing Jaegerbombs ever again.

[truthspeaker]

15. a whisker biscuit

[JohnKleeb]

16. do you got watermelon muffins?