Snoggera
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Fri Jul-30-04 12:58 PM
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How many surrealistic painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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Edited on Fri Jul-30-04 01:11 PM by Snoggera
A fish.
I am sorry I can't attribute this to the particular poster, but it was so memorable.
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Fri Jul-30-04 01:10 PM
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1. "Did you like the white beans, Andy? Because you didn't say anything." |
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Fri Jul-30-04 01:18 PM
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I would put my hand over my heart, look heavenward and say oh my stars and garters, Whatever Would Aunt Bee Do?
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Fri Jul-30-04 01:35 PM
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what an aunt bee would do if an aunt bee could chew wood.
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Fri Jul-30-04 01:20 PM
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3. How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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One...but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out...
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Fri Jul-30-04 01:37 PM
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5. How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? |
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Two. One to light a candle, and another to curse the darkness.
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Fri Jul-30-04 01:38 PM
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Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly-painted machine tools.
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