I officially hate everything.

[Magrittes Pipe]

I haven't slept in a week, I feel sick as shit today (headache, fever, dizziness, nausea), and to top it all off...

...my boss just emailed me that goddamned jibjab thing.

:nuke:

[Fenris]

1. This land is your land, Vince.

[JVS]

2. I, JVS, great man of the people, hereby command you to get some sleep!

It's totally official

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. My boss dragged me into his office to show me it.

Then he e-mailed it to everybody in the building.

[name not needed]

4. well we hate you too

:P

http://www.jibjab.com

[RobertSeattle]

5. jibjab .... Never Heard of it......

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

6. SEE?? What did I tell you?

That jib jab thing gets on your nerves, doesn't it? :-)

Sorry you're not feeling well.

Terry

[JVS]

7. I don't have sound so I can't hear it

What are the lyrics?

It looks dumb

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Oh, and being ill...

...makes my fallen arches hurt worse than usual!

What the fuck is up with that? :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

9. i have a car dealer stalking me

He doesnt understand the words...."No the other dealer can get me the car without the $300 locate fee.". He keeps calling me and i keep telling him to Cheney off. I say to him"Please stop calling me, you won't lose the fee so i won't be buying from you period, end of discussion.", he says "Ok then i'll call you on Monday then." *#*$&%$&$&$*$!!!!!

[JVS]

10. Sweet Avatar!

[jukes]

26. that's *really* macabre

must be a 'pube. bet he's really annoying whilst proseletyzing...

[AlCzervik]

31. he's a total ass

he wont come down on the locator fee but 2 other dealers will and i've told him at least 4 times already. If he keeps calling me i think i might call Honda and bitch. I've kept a written log of the times he's called.

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Yet again, you prove yourself a calumnious liar!

For I have seen you trumpet the wonders of the devil root!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1468349#1468362

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. What are you on about, butt-dumpling?

Yes, I like horseradish. I am not a MONSTER.

[Donkeyboy75]

13. So you don't hate EVERYTHING! Liar! Promoter of falsehoods!

Mine ears have also heard that you have a fondness for the Old Crow.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I hate everything in my sphere. There, is that acceptable?

I hate everything that I am currently experiencing, most especially being forced into apologia buy Donkeyboy75. There, are you fucking satisfied now?

This land is your land.

[Donkeyboy75]

15. I accept your contrition.

And, apparently, spelling "by" correctly is within your sphere. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. I offered no contrition, cockface.

I offered an apologia -- an "explanation," that is, not an act of contrition.

[JVS]

17. Quit being such a smeg-monster.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to

[jukes]

23. got him there whois!

a learned borrowing from an archaic language; unmask his incompetent linguistix!

[Donkeyboy75]

25. LOL!

[jukes]

20. whois

are you being stalked?

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Donkeyboy claims it is love.

But I am afraid. :scared:

[jukes]

19. Xist

i hate insomnia. been doing better lately.

i recommend opiates in donkey-sized doses!

[flamingyouth]

21. Even your birds hate you

They told me so. Sorry.

[JVS]

22. That's why they shit on his car so much

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Now that's just mean.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[dolo amber]

24. OI!!

"I HATE EVERYTHING" is wholly owned by dolo amber, LLC...

I don't recall giving you permission to use it...

Pay up, douchebag. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Bugger off, poo-pie.

[jukes]

29. d/a

you hate nothing, you're the soul of ambivalence. the stench of your tolerance sickens me. i urinate on your putrescent acceptance!


i'll show you how to HATE dammit!