When I die, I want my ashes scattered

[Snoggera]

(where and why?)

[mrboba1]

1. on dubya's grave

because he is soooo beneath me!

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I want my genitals cremated, the ashes scattered over the Virgin Islands.

So they won't be virgins anymore!

[LWolf]

3. Off the top of a mountain in western north america.

I've always felt closest to home there.

[demnan]

4. in the Potomac River

at 9th Street Colonial Beach, VA

because I spent so many good times there with my family as a child.

[johnnie]

5. To be honest

I haven't picked a place. I have told those who give a shit that they can do whatever they want with them. I don't really care. I guess if I kicked it today, my parents would have me cremated and buried. I have no wife, kids or g/f's, so it's all up in the air (so to speak).

[physioex]

6. Hmmm..Having it sent into outer space...

It will be relatively cheap as prices will drop....

[mongo]

7. The overlook above south harper creek falls

In the wilson creek area of pisgah natl forest, SW of Mortimer, NC.

Been there many times. Most beautiful, undisturbed, pristine wilderness I've ever been to.

Took my daughter backpacking there 2 years ago with strict instructions on my remains.

Almost no one sees this, yet it is only a few miles off the blue ridge parkway, and you only have to hike about a half mile to get there.

[AlCzervik]

8. at half moon bay

because it's a place i love and have ome of the best family memories there.

[JVS]

9. Mixed into cocaine and snorted off the best hooker's asses that...

my estate money can afford.

That can be my funeral/wake.

[Tom_Foolery]

10. I want some of my ashes placed in suppositories...

and mailed out to the people who have treated me like shit with a note that tells them to shove it. The rest can be dumped in the Ohio River.

[No2W2004]

11. Already planned.

1/3 sent to a memorial forest in Montana to be mixed with those of my pets.

1/3 mixed with some kind of media to make artwork, or maybe just a doorstop.

1/3 put into fireworks.

[kodi]

12. grok, grok, grok, feed your body to the relatives

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