Obscure movie/TV lines

[Speck Tater]

Here's a couple of obscure lines. What movie or TV show are they from? What really obscure lines do you remember that you can challenge us with?


1. Lady, if you take my picture, I'll rip your brassiere off and strangle you with it.

2. It just doesn't seem right without the kittens.

3. Well, I am dumb, that's for sure. I don't talk right. I can't think too good. Just only one thing I ever been good for's loving.

[flamingyouth]

1. "This is my happening, and it freaks me out!"

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Austin Powers and Valley of the Dolls!

Here's mine:

"After I Zoquo, I like to Ushnu"

[flamingyouth]

4. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Just had to point that out, mostly to give props to Rogert Ebert - greatest screenwriter ever! :D

[Westegg]

16. "You will drink the black sperm of my vengence!"---Z-Man.

[flamingyouth]

18. snerk - oh yeah, how many times I've wanted to say that!

Damn my lack of black sperm.:freak:

[mac56]

14. "Family Ties"?

nm

[quispquake]

3. Roger Ebert's finest moments-BTVOTD

The first time I saw that was with my 3rd eye wide open...still about the funniest damned movie I've ever seen...

[flamingyouth]

6. The introduction is the best...

The stalking scene, then it opens to "WHHHHHAAAA...." and the band doing that great song "Find It." Man, I really wish someone would cover that song and do it justice!:headbang:

[quispquake]

17. My holy grail of record collecting...

Is to sometime find an AFFORDABLE copy of the soundtrack...I've got a bootleg, but sometimes that just ain't enuff ya know???

"Find It" is a GREAT song...I'm a BIG fan of Russ Meyer...Mudhoney is my personal fave...

[flamingyouth]

20. Unfortunately, the soundtrack isn't the same as what's in the film

The music was redone, and frankly it sucks. Sad to say. There was a bootleg combo CD the soundtrack from "Groupie Girl," but man, it's a let down. Not the same. I actually taped "Find It" and "Candyman" right off the TV.

Hello, I'm a geek, how are you?:freak:

[eyesroll]

5. You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking.

'Cause my answer is the same as always. No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl. Or Charlize Theron.

(I know where #2 is from --- same show as my quote, different episode.)

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Buffy! Season five!

Just watched that the other night with Mrs. Beast Man!
I believe that's Harmony talking to Spike.

[eyesroll]

9. Yup!

"Crush," specifically.

I got that quote in my head in reference to the "Who's more shaggable?" thread. I wanted to use it there, but it's the wrong way...

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. "Out. For. A. Walk......Bitch."

Season's 4 and 5 were good for one-liners! :hi:

[Speck Tater]

12. I loved that one...

in response to Buffy's question. "What are you doing, in five words or less?"

[Speck Tater]

8. Yup. I recognize that from the same series. :)

What kind of sad geek remembers all the lines from a TV show anyway? My kind, I guess. :)

[Salviati]

11. Homer! Stop rememebering TV!

DOH!

[dry99]

13. "How' s the fricassee?"

"Pretty darn good."

[St. Jarvitude]

15. male: She's really got him by the balls.

female: That's not so bad, is it?
male: It depends on the grip.

[NightTrain]

19. Q: What don't you like about this hat?

A: What's under it.

--Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974)