If you had a chance to punch Tucker Carlson in the neck...

[Dookus]

would you?

[Taverner]

1. Keep in mind a well placed punch in the neck

Can cause one's windpipe to collapse upon itself, and the recipient to suffocate to death...

[guitar man]

8. In that case

I'd probably just bust his jaw, maybe take out a tooth or two. :)

[JVS]

9. Oh dear.

We wouldn't want that to happen

[SarahB]

2. I think he's cute.

I'd make him liberal in about a half hour! :P

[Dookus]

3. heheh

I'd make him a GAY liberal in 15 minutes. He has good skin.

[SarahB]

5. We'll double team him.

:P
He can be bi!!!

[madmax]

12. You might need more time....

He's definately a hard case. :P

[vi5]

4. Not as much as Hannity...at least bow tie boy...

has been willing at very rare moments to criticize shrubby. He seems like a weasel but to be honest with you he's one of those people where if he didn't talk politics may stand the outside chance of not being a total asshole.

Now Hannity. He seems like the type of guy who lips off really loudly in bars about shit he knows nothing about and everyone tries to ignore but can't. I'd revel in seeing that guy get his comeuppance.

[yellowcanine]

6. Why would you punch him in the neck when popping him one in the nose would

be so much more gratifying?

[DS1]

7. Hit and stick - fluid dynamics can be a wonderful thing

:grr:

[madmax]

10. Just let the Hamster bite him on the....er, ah....

face!! :evilgrin:

[POed_Ex_Repub]

11. Nah... I don't want to hurt him

I'd just fart on him a little.... Yeah, it's juvenile, but somehow satisfying.

[scarlet_owl]

13. Neck?

I'd give him a good punch in the balls.

note: scarlet_owl does not condone violence.

[The empressof all]

17. You beat me to it.

I am all for giving him a swift kick in his sensitive areas. Then again they are so small I might miss and hurt myself.

[jimshoes]

14. No, I'd get him in a headlock

and rub his head real hard with my knuckles. I forget what they call that.

[Dookus]

15. that'd be a

noogie.

[jimshoes]

18. Thanks Dookus

That's it, a noogie.

[eaprez]

16. Yeah, I'd punch him in the neck alright .... with a pencil!!!!!

[TheCentepedeShoes]

19. I do not abuse

gerbils.

[BigMcLargehuge]

20. locked

let's not threaten public figures, okay?

Besides, Tucker Carlson might be a ninja, and it would suck to have him kick your ass in tremendous ninja style while wearing his bow tie.

Nobody wants that.

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator