My girlfriend is seriously ready to kill someone here people

[noahmijo]

The sweet little chinadoll is ready to seriously hurt or kill the next neo-con bush supporter she sees.

Luckily they are safe from her as we are in our home here away from all of them, but she's just sitting at the other computer fuming over the lies of smirk and co and what they're saying about Kerry.

For that matter I am too http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2117455&mesg_id=2117513

But I'm calm now and ready to move on.

I hate seeing my girl so mad I'm offering to cook her something or take her somewhere...okay now I hear her laughing in a very evil manner....

Any suggestions?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

1. Indian food

I've been hankering for it all week long. :9

[Canuckistanian]

2. Hide all the sharp instruments

And talk in a lowered, respectful voice. And most important of all, GIVE...HER... SOME...CHOCOLATE!

[Snow]

3. If my Asian wife got referred to as

"sweet little chinadoll" it would be me who would be in imminent danger of serious maiming.....

[noahmijo]

4. well my girl likes it

[Snow]

5. Huh! Well, if it works for her....

myself, let's see "salty large lowland scotsman".....bit wordy, eh?

[noahmijo]

6. Me: Latino with some Polish

Aye Scotsman good people.

Well I just asked her if she minds and she just snapped "I don't care! sure whatever! DIE CHENEY DIE!!!!"

[Stew225]

7. Help her transmute the energy with

give me an "s" S
give me an "e" E
give me an "x" X
What does it spell?
Relief!

[asianjoanne]

8. LoL! I just found this thread! WHOA!

Whoa! People are talking about my anger problem. lmao!

Yeah, well, when I heard that Bush is starting with the Kerry-bashing, it got me prestty angry. Him saying "what has Kerry accomplished?"

I'll f***ing tell ya' Shrub-ya! He has accomplished FIGHTING for our country, accomplished showing all of America his military records, accomplished saving a crew mate in Vietnam, accomplished getting so much love and support from so many people ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! He spoke out on behalf of his fellow Veterans after coming back from a war that was unjust...

Which is a lot compared to Bush and his "accomplishments"! What accomplishments has Bush made lately? Lets see: he has broke U.S. ties with the U.N., got hundreds of U.S. soldiers killed, killed many innocent Iraqis, let Bin Laden get away (and he seems to not be putting effort into getting him captured. Anyone else sense that the Iraqi War is a "wag-the-dog" tactic? What about the war in Afghanistan? He caught the HARDEST man to capture (Saddam), but he can't capture Bin Laden?!?), 9/11, losing the trust of all fellow Americans...

Hmm, I don't know about you, but it seems like there are more POSITIVE accomplishments made by Kerry than with Bush!

[iconoclastic cat]

9. Welcome to DU, AJ!

Very cool. I love it when couples surf DU together. Mrs. Iconoclastic Cat has yet to post here; she's a Truthout/JohnKerry.com netzien.

[Arbustosux]

10. I give you the same hello neighbor that I gave your SO

I live down the street from you guys. Howdy!!

[noahmijo]

11. Whoa wait a sec what do you mean down the street?

you live down the street from us?? who are you?? That would rock if you did a fellow DU're right down the road??

[Arbustosux]

13. near Shannon/Lambert

not exactly down the road, but close enough!

[noahmijo]

14. Dude that's cool!

Sorry for a moment I was sort of freaking out like "whoa this guy has seen us and all this time we never made contact"

Well that's somethin! you going to be at the Cheney protest tommorow?

[Arbustosux]

16. I want to soooo badly

But I took a summer job that means I have to work weekends. I also wanted to go to the soldiers funeral last weekend, but couldn't.

I think I will be done with this job and will be able to attend the Bush protest when he oozes into town next month!

Wave a sign for me!

[noahmijo]

17. We're on La Canada and Magee btw

[Arbustosux]

18. a small world!

!

[Arbustosux]

19. and remember, we are taking cups of pee to the next Republican

booth at the fair :)

[noahmijo]

20. Dayum straight!

Seriously I'm lovin this, I'm all for hookin up sometime whether it be to attend a shrub convention or whatever, I need to be around more liberal minded types, you don't really get Kerry supporters around my neck of the woods or at least it doesn't appear as though they exist.

[Fridays Child]

12. You must take her to Mi Nidito and request President Clinton's table.

It's the only cure.

[noahmijo]

15. I just shouted your post to her (she's in the room across the hall)

And then I immediately threw on "Peanut Vendor" (That Mexican song they play at the end of Officespace when Milton is complaining about salt on his Margarita) and launched into an improvised commercial in Spanish concerning this establishment

She just gave me this look like "you're crazy"

[Fridays Child]

21. She may be right. But crazy is good, si?

;)

[noahmijo]

22. claro que si!

:)

[LSK]

23. go on the yahoo messageboards

Plenty of stupid Cons to rip on there.