Help! I'm watching a Sarbanes-Oxley training video.

[Canuckistanian]

Ask me anything.

[gmoney]

1. Who? What? Why?

Huh?

[Canuckistanian]

2. An ethics training video about corporate shenanigans

3. here's my question

Could you explain to me the meaning of the Final Rule adopted by the SEC on April 26,2004?

[Canuckistanian]

4. I'm not at liberty to discuss it

Please refer to the appropriate authorities. Thank you for your question.

5. It's part of the public record

What did you do classify it retroactively?

Your equivocation is noted.

[Canuckistanian]

6. I categorically deny that

My learned friend assumes that I had foreknowledge of said "Final Rule". This is highly irregular.

7. You weren't counting on someone who

works in a law firm that specializes in bankruptcy, finding you out were you?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
:evilgrin:
better hope there aren't any subpoenable e-mails with your name on them floating around.

[Canuckistanian]

8. Sorry, I've got to go

Now watch this drive.

9. Fortunately for you

I'm leaving work in an hour and by Monday I'll probably have forgotten completely about this conversation.

You hope.

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[Canuckistanian]

10. Er, ah, What conversation?

Do I know you? I didn't know it was illegal, OK? It was dark and.. and they were so big, and...

11. Now I'm at a loss for words

I guess that's what you were counting on.
I'm completely befuddled.

Is there a convention tonight?

[Canuckistanian]

12. Beats me.

Hey, how about those Packers? What a game.