It's official - Lindsay Lohan is HOT

[Paragon]

Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement. Lohan fields queries about her breasts in most interviews, which is probably why she decided to pre-emptively address the issue. "My little sister reads that stuff," Lohan says. "She called me up one day and was like, 'I heard you got that Pamela Anderson thing.' It's just so retar-"

Lohan stops and glances at her assistant. They smile at each other in an inside-joke sort of way. "Stupid," Lohan continues, and when I look puzzled, she says, "I have to watch myself. I guess I say 'retarded' a lot, and this group got mad at me."

There comes a time in the life of every teenage girl who works for the Disney Corp. when that girl realizes she has suddenly -- how shall we phrase this? -- "broadened her appeal." For Annette Funicello, back on the original Mickey Mouse Club, that point came when boys began to notice the tightness of her regulation Mouseketeer sweaters. In more recent years, fallen Mouseketeers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera recognized that music videos involving school uniforms and/or nude body stockings would exponentially increase fatherly, big-brotherly and creepy-uncle-y tolerance for music that's pretty much unlistenable if you're not a thirteen-year-old girl.

For Lindsay Lohan -- or, more accurately, for Lindsay Lohan's breasts -- the tipping point came somewhere after the 2003 remake of Freaky Friday. Lohan has been a charming screen presence in kid-friendly fare such as The Parent Trap (another Disney remake) and the subsequent Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. But suddenly, this year, it became socially acceptable to note that the redheaded child actress was hot. At that point, Lohan became a different kind of star. She made Mean Girls, her first film to appeal to adults as well as to teens, thanks to a smart Tina Fey script, and she became the youngest-ever host of the MTV Movie Awards...

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[girl gone mad]

1. The bad boob job..

is a major turn off. And yes, they are fake. There are photos around which show the scar tissue.

More proof:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

[Paragon]

4. Well, shoot...if it's on the internet, it must be true.

:silly:

[anti_shrub]

11. That site does a good job exposing who's real or not

no pun intended.

I lurk over there and there's plenty of photos that show her with implant scars, not to mention they have that cut-a-grapefruit-in-half-and-stick-em-on-your-chest look that celebs with fake'uns tend to get.

[Dookus]

6. lol

the only evidence is the writer's assertion that "real" breasts don't have a gap between them. I venture he's seen too few up close to draw a firm conclusion.

[madrchsod]

2. seen her on mtv awards

way to perky and kinda way over the top and she`s got along way to go..ya she`s cute...

[newscaster]

3. Fake Schmake

When you get to be my age, even fantasy is wonderful.

She is definitely eye candy!!!!!!
:yourock:

[Fridays Child]

5. Disney is nothing more than a strumpet mill. I would never let...

...the twins work there!

[CanuckAmok]

9. "Strumpet Mill" is a great name for a female punk band!

you should grab a copyright on that one!

[Fridays Child]

10. I have an even better one, if shock value counts for anything...

The Dumpster Newborns

An utterly offensive commentary on modern society, eh?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

16. Must... resist... urge.. to.... caption....

Awesome pic Mary Pat.

[bo44]

7. Does hanging out with Tara Reid make you hot

She looks sexy in a trashy gotta expoit these tits before I get old kinda way.

[Bombtrack]

8. She's an utter pig

By Hollywood standards

hella-overhyped. She's got a horrible personality on any interview I've ever seen. She's got a fat-pumpkin-head. She looks like she sleep in a bathtub full of tang, and she's got the makings of thunderthighs if she gains any more weight.

Plus ugly tight bad breast implants.

Even with the best handlers, nutritionists, trainers, make-up artists, stylists, money can buy she's still like a 6 tops.

just look at this picture h##p://img30.exs.cx/img30/1653/3452.jpg
(add " tt " in place of the " ## " )

[Aftershock]

12. Well duh!

We all know she's hot!

[Dookus]

13. hell

I'm gay and think she's beautiful - looks like a young Ann Margret. I also thought she was really cute on SNL when she hosted and I saw her on some talk show where she seemed pretty sweet.

Lindsey's OK in my book.

[Nevernose]

14. Thanks, asshole. Thanks a lot.

I used to think Lindsay Lohan wasn't hot, she was super-DUPER hot.

Then you had to point out the resemblance to Anne Margret. Fucked that up for me, didn't you?

Have any other masturbatory fantasies you'd like to screw up for me now? Maybe fat picures of Carrie Fisher or crappy shots of Cameron Diaz?

[Dookus]

15. LOL

I don't get it. Ann-Margret was super-hot. What's the prob?

BTW - you jerk off to THIS? Perv!

[Nevernose]

17. Why did I click, oh WHY did I click?

I knew it was trouble.

And I hate to sound "gay" or anything, but did you ever read any of her books? The next Liza. :evilgrin: She's more than a really hot chick (whose private areas are visible in the Death Star scene), she's also a pretty good writer. "Postcards From the Edge" and that other one that I can't remember right now.

I was just kidding about Anne Margret. Did you see Grumpy Old Men? 65, and totally hot. Teresa Kerry? Totally hot, and also 65.

[Dookus]

18. I know...

I actually like Carrie Fisher a lot. She's very funny.

I'm glad you're kidding about Ann. She's awesome. And yes, Mama T is hot, too.