Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[nickgutierrez]

1. Help, help, I'm being repressed!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

[mongo]

2. We don't have a leader!

We're an autonomous collective.

[NewHampshireDem]

3. "How do you know he's the king?"

"He's the only one who doesn't have shit on him."

Probably the BEST Python line of all!

[Nlighten1]

5. if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because

some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

[Catch22Dem]

7. D'oh, you beat me to it!

Curses!!!!

[Catch22Dem]

6. I mean, if I went 'round saying

I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

[Kolesar]

8. Be quiet!

I order you to be quiet!

[MikeG]

9. Couldn't pull the sword out of the stone, could you?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. huh?

[Generic Other]

10. Quest of the Chickenhawks

Once there was a place called Camelot...where killer rabbits and chickenhawks gamboled in the glabe...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. LOL!!!!!!!

That is PRICELESS!!!

[Birthmark]

11. Maybe it's not.

But it's an interesting way to start a date. :)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. That's what she said

what does that mean?

[daligirrl]

13. I love the term. .

"Some watery tart". . .

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. "Some moistened bit"

that boats my float!!!!

[Donkeyboy75]

16. There are those who call me....

Tim