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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:40 PM
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Working on a sex farm
Edited on Fri Jul-30-04 08:41 PM by JVS
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray

Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down

Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
I'm scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by
by-by-byyyy

Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the tv
Joining the grange.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:43 PM
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1. "botherin' your livestock"... Best. Rock. Lyric. ever.
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dwckabal Donating Member (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:03 PM
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2. No, that would be
"Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?"

Spinal Tap Rules.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:41 PM
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3. how can that be as good as sex farm?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:43 PM
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4. who dat?
I yikes it. :D
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:43 PM
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5. Spinal Tap
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Ricdude Donating Member (218 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 11:12 PM
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6. Bitch School had some classic lines in it as well...
Of course their about his disobedient dog...
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 11:22 PM
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7. There's such a fine line, between... clever, and stupid...
I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

This one goes to 11.

One can't very well dust for vomit!
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