My mom just said the strangest thing...

[CanuckAmok]

...she's getting up there, and she's going through this phase where she believes everything she says (which is alot), is going to be her last words, so they better be significant/prescient/sage.

So, this just came completely out of nowhere:

"It doesn't matter how high someone's ideals, how rigid their standards; everybody, everywhere, has a price at which they'll get it on with a pony".

MOM! :eyes:

[Dookus]

1. She should die now

in fact, kill her. Those would be the best dying words ever.

[dolo amber]

2. Tell mom to

lay off the sherry. Oh, and the Spice channel. :D

[GOPisEvil]

3. That should be on her tombstone!

That is EXCELLENT! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Got twenty bucks?

Thirty, Canadian.

[Fleshdancer]

5. would that make it beastiality pedophilia?

why a pony??

Either way, the quote is hilarous

[CanuckAmok]

7. I don't think ponies are baby horses...

...your not my mom, are you?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. Ponies

are just smaller versions of horses.

There ARE baby ponies, then they become teenage ponies and damn the hell THEY raise is something to be reckoned with, then they are adult ponies.

[LoZoccolo]

6. Locking.

No sex threads.

[right is wrong]

8. Thanks for the laugh! NT

[harrison]

9. Hilarious.

[FranzFerdinand]

10. i'd do a pony

who gives a shit... you don't know, you don't judge me.

[WoodrowFan]

11. first gay marriage....

then box turtle-man love, NOW PONYS!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! That would, like, totally ruin a good pony ride at a kids birthday party.


your Mom never spent time in Tijuana as a young woman did she?

[Tosca]

12. I could see W getting it on with a pony...

provided he knew which end of the pony...

[Bluebear]

13. Catherine, Catherine, Catherine......

[asthmaticeog]

14. Your mom sounds pretty awesome.

I hope she lives a long time so she can keep cranking out such brilliant "last" words!

[CanuckAmok]

15. Kick because this is too profound to ignore.

[jmags]

17. Your mother is a wise women.

I thought I had high ideals and rigid standards, but then that pony looked at me. I mean, we really shared a moment together. At that point, I realized, it's time to get it on with a pony.

Just don't cuddle afterwards, sometimes they kick in the morning.

[Dem2theMax]

18. Is she watching late night 'adult' channels without your knowing?

If my Mom said something like that, I'd probably faint dead away!
I've never even heard my Mom swear. If she started talking about gettin' it on with a pony - lol.

Priceless. Hope you are writing these words of hers down.
Sure made me laugh and smile!

[Dookus]

19. wow...

my mother swears like a sailor with Tourette's. I grew up thinking "Goddamn sonofabitching bastard" was one word.

[CanuckAmok]

20. kick for the breakfast set...

:kick:

[RetroLounge]

21. beating a dead horse, she is...

:)

RL

[daligirrl]

22. That is truly deep. . . n/t

[name not needed]

23. She's right. And for me, that price is 3 dollars

:P