I found the ENTIRE transcript for Jenna & Barbara's speech for the RNC

[Zomby Woof]

Jenna: "Like, hi, I'm Jenna."

Barbara: "And I'm, like hi! I am Barbara!"

Together: *Giggling drunkenly*, "Like, vote for our Dad, because well, you know, whatever! Let's drink!"

Source: http://ZombyObama.com/urdummifuklik.htm

[Dookus]

1. You left out the stage directions

where they lift their shirts up over their heads, then fall down laughing.

[Fleshdancer]

2. as they yell "Chinese Firedrill!!!"

I'm waiting for the keg stands...then I'll know it's the real Bush twins.

[madaboutharry]

3. But first they drive on stage at 110 miles

per hour in their SUVs and then get out and stick their tongues out at the press.

[Fleshdancer]

11. do they run the red light like mom?

hopefully no ex-boyfriends are hurt in the process this time.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

4. You musta like totally missed my first draft of Jenna's speech

I am so not impressed with your search capabilities.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1466630&mesg_id=1466663

[Zomby Woof]

5. I didn't search at all

Smart as we all are, it can't be too unbelievable more than one of us conceived a similar thread.

Mine was influenced by the Kerry sisters being so poised and intelligent last night.

Sorry for the inadvertent rip!

(you have known me a while, and I trust you know I never steal ideas) :hi:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

8. Like, whoa, man, I didn't like think you, like, stole it or anything

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

9. dudette!

Like, bummer, if I stole a rad idea from Lydia Leftcoast! :donut:

[slinkerwink]

6. try this one...

Jenna to Barbs: "Hey, your back says "Dude!'"

Barbs: "Hey, your back says "Sweet"'"

In unison: "Sweet Dude!"

[Zomby Woof]

7. lol

Like, ohmygod!

[squidbro]

10. It might make an impact

This happens after the puritanical right-wingers are horrified to hear junior use the word "dick" in introducing the vice president and Cheney use the word "bush" in introducing the president.