It's 10:00 in Detroit, Mi. Got a problem? Ask MrScorpio, He can answer

[MrScorpio]

Solving Mankind's Problems Since 1983

[Bluebear]

1. Why can't we get Olga's Kitchen out east?

Thank you.

[MrScorpio]

5. Because its attached to her house.

There's one in Thousand Oaks

http://www.olgas.com/map_centeroaks.htm

Center Oaks Plaza
(southeast corner of Moorpark and Wilbur Roads)
TEL: [phone]
593 North Moorpark Road
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360

[Bluebear]

9. Thank you! Actually California isn't out east yet.....

But regards to my hometown of Detriot!

[MrScorpio]

21. Michigan is in the Eastern Time Zone

So technically it is east.

It's just not more easter than Michigan

If you Keep going east enough, the one in KALEEFORRNIA will be the first one you reach

[Dookus]

2. Does this look infected to you?

[MrScorpio]

8. You ought to get that lanced

Ecch!!

[FranzFerdinand]

3. what's Detroit all about?

if i had to move there, what could i do? could i get a cool indie band going?

[MrScorpio]

10. Detroit is Music City

If it's different, you're in.

If you're Electronic, you're really in:

http://www.movementfestival.com/

[Fenris]

4. Where's the best place to buy a hammock?

[JVS]

7. The hammock district

[MrScorpio]

12. No Simpson's shit tonight please

Check my pic... No Hank

[JVS]

6. I wish I were in te fabulous city of Detroit.

Ah, what a town!

[asthmaticeog]

11. If time machines had shitters, what would happen when you flushed?

[MrScorpio]

15. Wormholes

"Great Shit in HISSSSTORY!!!"

[AlCzervik]

13. Why won't they put a dunkin donuts in my town?

[MrScorpio]

16. And what town is that?

:shrug:

[AlCzervik]

17. elk grove california

[MrScorpio]

19. How big is this town

[AlCzervik]

20. about 100,000 give or take a few

we have a krispy kreme or as i think of them, the wal-mart of the donut world.

[MrScorpio]

22. Here's an opportunity to excel

Build one yourself

http://www.entrepreneur.com/franzone/details/0,5885,12-12---282304-,00.html

[AlCzervik]

23. It's a good idea but I'm not really interested in

owning one nor do i think i could afford the costs involved. I'd just like to have one of their chocolate crullers now and then and some coffee. Is that too much to ask for? I don't think so.

[MrScorpio]

24. Just get a SB grant from the Govt.

It's a lot cheaper than you think

[AlCzervik]

27. i have a job already that i like and i work for myself pretty much

I would like to have a coffee shop someday, i mean coffee, no fancy drinks and food that i like. Lots of newspapers and a few TV's, one for cspan, one for discovery channel and one for local news.

[MrScorpio]

28. Keep it simple, huh? I can see the beauty in that

Well the reason, I guess, DD doesn't have a store open in your town is that nobody got the bug up their ass to build one.

[AlCzervik]

29. probably so, krispy kreme has overtaken all donut related things here

and yes, i want it simple, i want people in my store that know what they will be getting, no special orders or other pain in ass things, thats exactly what i hate about many stores in my area. A place where people can have a really good cup of coffee, some lemon pound cake and something good to read.

[MrScorpio]

30. And good conversation, right? You can't forget that

Somehow name brand franchises are not conducive

[AlCzervik]

31. yup, good conversation and a steady diet of

locals that i'll know by name.

[MrScorpio]

32. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same

[AlCzervik]

33. no, i dont want to hear all their troubles

or have a cliff clavin sittin at the counter one upping everyone on everything. Just a simple coffee shop.

[MrScorpio]

34. Well how about a Norm?

Everybody loves Norm

[AlCzervik]

35. A norm would be ok, but he'd have to pay his tab.

I'm not running a charity in my imagination you know.

[MrScorpio]

37. Man, you're asking for a lot

That tab thingie is part of his charm, his "spécial quelque chose", if you may.

It's the very core of his Normintude.

Cut him some slack

[EstimatedProphet]

14. What's the real solution to the Kobiyashi Maru test?

I keep failing it.

[MrScorpio]

18. Are you cheating? It's the only way to win

Reprogam the damned game will ya?

[CanuckAmok]

25. Uzi, or Plasma Watt Rifle with a 30 MW range?

[MrScorpio]

26. MAGNETIC Rail Gun, Baby!

That other shit is for wimps

[jdonaldball]

36. Who will save the Teddy Bears?

The Teddy Bears are not armed. Do not tell them to fend for themselves.

[MrScorpio]

38. This guy: KUNG FU BEAR!!

http://www.fundelire.com/load/video/videos4/bear.mpe

Just get him an iron jock, next time