What will be your likely last words?

[Dookus]

I wish I could come up with something about the price of pony sex, but I suspect it'll be something more pedestrian:

"Cut ME off, will you?"

"Aarrgh! My chest!"

"Fuck you, Mike Tyson! You're a washed up has-been!"

"$2,200 for an ambulance ride?! No thank you! I can get there myself."

[Bluebear]

1. "I TOLD you I was sick!"

[charlyvi]

2. Oh Shit!!

Cut the lights, will you.

[CanuckAmok]

3. "Instruction manual"?! That's for pussies!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. "Ouch."

[goondogger]

5. *Gasp* *Choke* It . . . was . . the . . .

salmon mousse!

[WindRavenX]

6. It sure doesn't TASTE like 10 M HCL....

.....whoops :D

[No2W2004]

7. HEY! HOLD MY BEER!

You know what? I'm drunk as shhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Hey y'all, watch this!

or something similar

[asthmaticeog]

9. "Truck?"

[nycmjkfan]

Umm

BEAT BUSH!!!!

[tcfrogs]

10. Definitely "OH SHIT!"

[charlyvi]

11. Deep Throat 's name

is really.......

[Bok_Tukalo]

12. Finally!

<eom>

[Tom_Foolery]

13. You mean this is YOUR wife?

I'm kidding. I'm happily married...sometimes.

[guitar man]

14. Wait a minute mister

...she didn't tell me she was married!!

or...uh, honey, what are you doing home already?...this isnt what it looks like...hun...now put down the gun.. :evilgrin:

[physioex]

15. Ohhh Noooo....I am gonna die a virgin.....

(Born Again) :evilgrin:

[physioex]

16. Dookus what are doin at home?

Aren't you suppose to be at a Tiffany concert?

[Dookus]

17. I can hear her from

my front porch. I don't appear to be missing much. She does a second show later... I may wander over to point and laugh.

[GOPisEvil]

18. STREWTH!

[The Doctor.]

19. "And now esteemed members of the scientific

Community, you will be the first to witness the process of cold nuclear fusion by induction of 3 grams of table salt, two slightly wet gophers, a roll of duct-tape, and a remote-control car."

[WoodrowFan]

20. I see the problem

the gophers have to be DRY!

[The Doctor.]

23. So NOW you tell me! (dead here...)

Amazing how handy a degree in Zoology can be for Cold fusion.

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

21. "Ah, what the hell? I'll try anything once." eom

[UTUSN]

22. "I Love DU" or "I Love (Certain DUers)"???????//

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