Worst. Thing. Ever. EVER.

[Paragon]

Rock...for conservatives. Even worse than you think it is. MP3's at the link below -- listen at your own peril. - P.

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/FrankLooby

I made this CD for conservatives who like rock. I play all the instruments and do all the singing. It was recorded in my basement, so it sounds a little rough - not slick and overproduced, but raw and real - like rock is supposed it sound like.

This CD is NOT for you is you are among the following:
- liberal, democrat, or a terrorist.

This CD IS for you if:
- you love America
- you love rock.

1. Hunt 'em Dowm (and Kill 'em). American History 101, a tribute to our Military.
2. Survival of the West. Hey, guess what? World War III started.
3. Red White and Blue. I swear, I got a little misty eyed writing this one.
4. (When in Doubt) Wipe 'em Out. I say get them before they get us.
5. Useful Idiot. If you don't know what a useful idiot is then you might be one.
6. Free, White and 51. No, not what you might think.
7. Power of Pride. Inspired by the bumper sticker.
8. (Woke up the) Tiger. World War III, baby.
9. Pig in a Pants Suit. Hillary Clinton. What more can I say?
10. Thank You Garry. My thank you to all the Vietnam Vets.

I realize this CD isn't for everyone, but if you are a Right Wing Nut, then you should buy it. You won't be disappointed.

[punpirate]

Isn't that a typo...

... in the URL, at the end where his name is? :P

[blackcat77]

1. Inspired by a WalMart sticker

You can just FEEL the quality...

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. Track # 9

9. Pig in a Pants Suit. Hillary Clinton. What more can I
say?

Classy real classy

[blackcat77]

3. You can play the songs on his webpage

Jeez, sounds like Jr Hi garage band crap. Two chords and a thump -- he'll learn the third chord for his next cd.

[bhunt70]

4. man...

I thought I wrong disturbing songs, at least mine are tongue in cheek.

[Paragon]

5. This has to get on the homepage & Top 10 Conservative Idiots.

HAS to. Everyone on the planet needs to hear this guy. :D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. And risk him actually getting famous and earning money? No, better not. nt

[Paragon]

8. Getting famous for being the biggest talentless dumbass on the planet?

I'm all for it. ;-)

[Ohio Dem]

9. Oh, come on! The more exposure this clown gets the better.

And I hope he gets rich on this shit. I hope Clear Channel picks him up. Because it shows how stupid they are.

[Paragon]

7. Frank on Frank:

http://www.franklooby.com/franks-bio.html

Hilarious! :D

[NMDemDist2]

11. ok this is really lame-o he has never fought but wants us to nuke em all

Thank You Garry This is the first song I did. Sitting down to write songs about the military, and yet I never served myself, I felt I ought to address this first. This song is a 'thank you' to all our Vets, but Vietnam Vets in particular. Also, these's a bit of 'Survivors Guilt' here too, as I got a pretty high lottery number in the draft, and got to stay home and have a good time. Others were not so lucky. Anyway I got a little choked up on this one.

http://www.franklooby.com/lyrics.html

[Nay]

20. Ya know, somebody shoulda told this guy he coulda gone to

Vietnam ANYWAY, even if he DID have a high draft number...all he had to do was walk into a recruiter's office and VOLUNTEER. Isn't that a novel concept???? Isn't it funny how all these gung-ho assholes just never got around to putting their own lives on the line?

[rucky]

14. Bob Roberts lives!

[SemiCharmedQuark]

10. Let's all order and return for a complete refund

Make the jerk lose 4.00 a pop.
Although I can't get the damn thing to play. I'm deprived :(

[dolo amber]

12. For posting this:

:spank:

Christ himself would :puke: at that....x(

[AwakeAtLast]

13. "I play all the instruments and do all the singing."

If that is singing, then I am Maria Callas.

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Jade Fox]

15. Demon spawn of Michael Savage and Anne Coulter....

Somebody send them copies of the CD so they can realize the
effect they are having on the world.

[My Pet Goat]

16. He is scared as hell...

Wimp. Next time we're in a jam Frank why don't you try to keep it together instead of FREAKING out.

[Ivan Zero]

17. Shit.

Is it just me, or does this guy sound like he's trying to ape Lou Reed? Yarrrgh. Lou should sue.

Ooh. He doesn't like "guitar-based patriotic music that has you falling asleep". I never knew such a thing existed. He also seems very excited about the prospect of WWIII. Maybe he's trying to start it with this little disasterpiece, kinda like Charlie Manson thought he could ignite Helter Skelter.

The most amusing touch? The little comment at the end: "Check out all the liberal posters below. How can they live with so much hate?". This is, of course, coming from the author of "Pig In A Pants Suit".

On edit: OK, I should've read his bio, which states Someone once told him that he sings like Lou Reed, but he says he's not sure how much of a compliment that is.

[chaska]

18. I think it's great. Truly funny stuff.

[FredScuttle]

19. "Is that Freedom Rock, man?"

"Well turn it up, man!"

[Paragon]

21. "Yeah, man!"

Yikes -- thanks for that embarassing trip down Memory Lane.

[bbernardini]

22. "Well, TURN IT UP, MAN!"

Somebody had to.

[LastKnight]

23. he hath tarnished the good name of rock.

i sentence anyone who listened to that crap to listening to every hendrix, zeppelin, and one other rock legend cd of your choosing to heal the wounds caused by this asshat.

you tarnish the name of rock, and i shall hunt you down!

oh that...and the whole redneck racist bullshit, that sucked too.

"5. Useful Idiot. If you don't know what a useful idiot is then you might be one."

yea, i know what useful idiot is. its track 4 on the tool CD Aenemia, its nothing but static, and i like tool's version better.

-LK

[bbernardini]

24. Why not hire him to paint your house?

http://www.house-info.us/profile/painters/PA/Abington/7308

Once he's started, pipe a continuous stream of DNC speeches through the house at high volume. :)

[Paragon]

25. Ha!

That IS him, isn't it? Wonder if his customers know what a douchebag he is.