Why does George W. Bush hate trees...........

[aquaman]

I read this article in a regional newspaper and it got me quite angry.
http://fairmountfair.com/flagpole/main/articles.php?fp=153
Stupid bastard Bush is, oops secret service, I meant to say ignorant moran.

[punpirate]

1. Maybe he doesn't hate trees....

Maybe he just loves chainsaws.... :P

[iconoclastic cat]

2. Intellectual jealousy?

Or maybe they laughed at him when he fell on his face.

[opihimoimoi]

4. ..........................."Watch out for that TREE......................!

They are greedy uncaring people who cannot save even a little bit for the Future.... they want it ALL ........ NOW !!

[Nevernose]

3. It's not polite to make fun of the mentally ill.

Fear of vomiting: Emetophobia
Fear of clowns: Coulrophobia
Fear of the color purple: Porphyrohobia

[carpetbagger]

5. He just likes rich people raking in money more.

He likes his toys. Toy ranch, toy ballclub, toy fighter plane, toy companies.

Now he has a toy country. He's playing tea party with his buddies.

[DieboldMustDie]

6. He hates everything...

except money and power. :grr:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. He's a bloody orc

That's why the Ents are coming!!!!!

[Donkeyboy75]

8. Ah, wouldn't that be great?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. t'would

[aquaman]

11. Good one.

:headbang:

[slutticus]

10. "We don't know...

....We're trees"