Dookus
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Sat Jul-31-04 01:01 AM
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| Why W is afraid of horses... |
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I never understood before. Evidently back when he was Governor, he got on a horse that bolted out from under him. He tried to hold on, but started to fall off and got his foot tangled in the stirrup, and his head was banging against the ground.
Thank god the KMart manager came over and unplugged it.
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| physioex
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Sat Jul-31-04 01:04 AM
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I thought it was at the Connecticut State Fair all the bright lights and going around circles that really scared Shrub....
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| notadmblnd
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Sat Jul-31-04 01:21 AM
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| 3. and here I've always thought it was because |
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Edited on Sat Jul-31-04 01:22 AM by notadmblnd
one time when he was doing the firecracker up the ass bit.. he didn't get out of the way before it went off
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Sat Jul-31-04 01:09 AM
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| JohnnyRingo
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Sat Jul-31-04 01:58 AM
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| 4. That would explain a few things... |
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Sat Jul-31-04 01:58 AM
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| 5. Does this mean that W is also afraid of bicycles? |
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Sat Jul-31-04 02:11 AM
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| 6. as a horse's ass, he's afraid that one of them gay horses . . . |
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might sneak over and have his way with him . . .
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| Aftershock
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Sat Jul-31-04 02:12 AM
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You know, I heard somewhere that the Anti-Christ is also supposed to be afraid of horses...
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| ChoralScholar
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Sat Jul-31-04 02:15 AM
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| 8. I think he's also supposed to be a great world leader, |
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so it probably isn't him.
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| soothsayer
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Sat Jul-31-04 05:53 AM
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| 9. lots of cancerians are afraid of horses n/t |
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Sat Jul-31-04 05:57 AM
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as are plenty of Geminis, Sagittarians, Libras, Tauruses, Aries, Pisces, Scorpios, Virgos, Aquariuses, Capricorns and Leos.
Astrology is bunk. Go say your sooth elsewhere.
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Sat Jul-31-04 06:21 AM
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| 11. ha ha that's a good one |
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Can't wait to share that one with my parents when I call them later today.
....unplugged it...ha ha
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Sat Jul-31-04 06:47 AM
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| 12. And this jerk fancies himself as a "cowboy?!!!" |
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Sat Jul-31-04 07:17 AM
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| 13. He was under the influence of blow |
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at the time and had a bad trip. It totally changed his life and made him angry at the world. But he was most angry at Kmart so he got his minions to go after Martha Stewart.
(I don't know anything about cocaine, I'm just BSing.)
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