CATS RULE DOGS DROOL (especially ODIE)

[Valerie5555]

What are you dog people going to do? Have your pets lick me to death?????????????????????????

[iconoclastic cat]

1. If it has fur and four feet, I love it.

No offense to lizards, spiders, etc.

[Valerie5555]

7. Still think kitties are kind of cool

Meow

[ChoralScholar]

11. I have a box of donuts that has been on top of my fridge

since May. It also has four feet and fur.

[Valerie5555]

12. Wonder if it MEOWS

eom

[ChoralScholar]

13. give it another week or two. EOM

[Valerie5555]

14. Wonder if it PURRS already

eom

[rucky]

2. You laugh, but my dog very nearly licked me to death.

and if you keep up with that cat nonsense, I'll turn him loose in your living room.

17 pounds of slobbering cock-a-poo in yo face!

[Valerie5555]

3. Watch out for my kitty may think his tail is a mouse and bite it.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow

[rucky]

4. not if my dog thinks his tail is a mouse first

did I mention he wasn't that smart?

[Valerie5555]

5. Don't worry for the part about thinking hands feet and tails were mice was

just in play.............................

[expatriot]

6. I have two cats who definitely concur.

Sonora, a Tabby Point princess, believes that all dogs go to hell. Especially Chihuahuas. In fact, there are constant debates on the nature of dog's souls. Do they have souls?

Tennyson, an Asian Tabby mix, is much more tolerant of the canine orientation. But is influenced a bit by the bigotry of his sister.

[Valerie5555]

8. My Midnight used to actually HISS at a DOG

that was one of the few times he ever hissed.

[TlalocW]

9. Oh, yeah?

Well, my ferret will "dook dook dook" you to death!

That's the sound they make when they're playing.

TlalocW

[Valerie5555]

10. Bet my kitty will HISS all of you to death or

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt" for that was what kitties do to say "watch out we're peeved off"

[Aftershock]

15. What are you gonna have your cat do, nap me to death?

:D

[Valerie5555]

16. Maybe MEOW you awake at 6 AM or scratch under the door you awake at that

time.

[Valerie5555]

17. Or how about "bolp" up a furball you to death

"bolp, bolp, bolp buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[Mortos]

18. This dog's slobber is a WMD

Weapon of Massive Drool


Zydeco ~ The Liberal Great Dane/English Mastiff mix

[Valerie5555]

19. A kittie's or kitty's furball is worse in terms of being a Weapon of Mass

disgust causation.