Next for Mike Tyson? ('cause it ain't boxing)

[Paragon]

[punpirate]

1. Other...

... become a greeter at the Planet Hollywood/Aladdin casino in Vegas. He can manage, "hi, how are ya" without too much antipsychotic medication.

He can probably manage that job until he bites someone.

Yes, I know--he's an exceedingly stupid person in a sport that takes advantage of exceedingly stupid people. But, he's also an asshole, and that is entirely his own doing.

[Swamp Rat]

2. Did he just lose another fight?

I would PAY to see him beat himself up. "Just $49.95, on Pay-per-view!"

[Paragon]

3. KO'd in the 4th

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=1849705

[Swamp Rat]

4. Maybe he should move to Papua New Guinea and become a headhunter?

He's already proven that he's a cannibal... who goes back for "seconds."

[Paragon]

5. kickity

[sasquatch]

6. Reading child stories for childrens cd's

:evilgrin:

[amazona]

7. put a fork in him, he's done

A sad end to a once-great talent. He is just too old and broken to be doing this. I don't think living quietly in Phoenix with one's pigeons is all that terrible a fate. But if he really wants another chance at the big bucks, I think his only hope is a reality TV show or something of that nature.