Thing's you shouldn't say on a first date

[sasquatch]

HEHE

(I hope I spelled cigarette right)

[Deja Q]

1. 'The best part of a woman is her boo-' (that's when she throttles you!)

I never talk to women on a first date. Partly because I'm shy, timid, and worried that they'll reject me. Partly because I'm gay, but that doesn't mean I'm not curious O8)...

(Oh, I'm NEVER so crass as to be vulgar like that quote!)

[sasquatch]

3. I think I would be Gay if it wasn't for the sex part

Because then all your doing is hanging out with your friends:evilgrin:

[daveskilt]

9. shouldn't that be schwein gesicht dirne?

I mean my german is pretty rusty but...

[daveskilt]

2. Well your not as pretty as my last girlfriend but you do have bigger boobs

actual quote from a real date a friend of mine had. The date ended about the time the sentence did.

[goju]

4. Can I borrow a few bucks?

[calico1]

5. "How old are you?"

[sasquatch]

6. For High Schoolers or young College students that is ok though

:thumbsup:

[achtung_circus]

7. So, do you spit or swallow

or
Is your mom seeing anybody these days?

[jeff30997]

10. LOL!!! I'm laughing so hard that i'm spiting on my monitor...

[unblock]

8. wanna see my wedding album?

not fair, it's *never* right to say that one....