When you first snuck into your parents sock drawer for the first time

[MrScorpio]

What did you find?

Shelves in the closet and boxes under the bed count too.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1. Porn

[proud patriot]

2. Quarters ....Lots of quarters in my dads sock drawer

my moms I found a dried flower bag :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

3. haha

oh man.
something called a pussy snorkel. Nothing too serious though.

[Fenris]

10. Members of some kind of diving association, are they?

:D

[JohnKleeb]

12. haha

yes.

[SmileyBoy]

16. I think that's for spelunking.

:D

[Gregorian]

4. Brass knuckles.

We found, of all things, brass knuckles. My friend's dad was this huge monster of a man, who evidently was a real fighter as well.

[JVS]

5. A diaphragm

[Yogi]

6. condoms

n/t

[Fenris]

7. Dirty underground comic books from the 60s/70s

And pot.

[DemWitch]

8. poloroids...

nuff said...

[MrScorpio]

11. LOL

I can imagine that that was a shocker

[RetroLounge]

22. OMG! That is just so wrong...

RL

[kanrok]

9. Socks

[Mara Steele]

13. Condoms, pot and

..."The Joy of Sex"...

:D

[MrScorpio]

14. I found birth control pills

I had no idea what they were for

[Mara Steele]

15. When was MUCH younger (5) we peeked at porn

my friend's Dad kept under his mattress...

....YUCK!! Ewwww.... :D :P

[Deja Q]

17. Socks, 'male socks', and 'female baby preventing' supplies.

Man, I must've been a real brat!

(actually, mom has a medical condition... I am damn lucky to be alive at all.)

[flamingyouth]

18. An old Playboy from 1965

And Vaseline --- eeuuuuuwwww.

[achtung_circus]

19. quarters, Playboy, condoms

and a Smith and Wesson K-38 Masterpiece. My mother's wedding present to my father. He was a cop and a champion shot, this was his competition gun.

[gardenista]

20. A "joint"

Then my brother and I kept checking back to see if it was consumed.

After about 5 years, we tried to smoke it.

If it was pot, it sure was lame stuff.

My parents figured it out, and we got yelled at. Oh well.

[JVS]

21. Those jerks set you up

Only parents would leave a joint sitting out for 5 years to entrap their kids.

[Guy Fawkes]

23. things my dad had stolen from me...

and, of course, porn. (his, not mine)