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At the end Animal House, small biographies were given to the characters... Neidermeyer, shot by own troops in Viet Nam 1967, etc...
it's 2104, what has happened to the Bush Regime?
Dubya was convicted for war crimes in 2010 and is currently serving a life time sentence in the Hague with Saddam as his cellmate.
Pickles, suffering from embarrassment and poverty from restitution payments made by the Bush family moved to a trailer park in west Texas when she lives with 27 cats and a poodle named Mr. Poops.
Dick Cheney suffered a fatal last heart attack when Lynne informed him that...
She had met her soulmate, Louise Dresher and was moving to Santa Fe, New Mexico to raise Llamas. She and Louise were responsible for making New Mexico the 7th state (following MA, VT, NY, CA, HI, and WI) to legalize same sex marriages.
Karl Rove and Donald Rumsfeld were killed in a mysterious plane crash shortly after Kerry's 2nd Innauguration in 2008, just before they were to testify to the World Court. Rumors of a missle strike against their private 747 abounded, but the NTSB swore that it was due to a failure to retrofit thier plane with the new and safer midbody fuel tanks.
John Ashcroft became a successful tele-evangelist, outshining Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson combined. Unfortunatly, scandal erupted in 2009 when pictures of Reverend Ashcroft with a transexual prostitute named Jasmime surfaced, destroying his ministry and rendering him bankrupt. To this day Reverend Ashcroft swears it was a plot against him by the Reverends Falwell and Robertson. Both Reverends have sworn on the Bible they had nothing to do with it.
Condoleeza Rice is now the new spokesperson and sole owner of the Condoleeza Rice only diet and nutrition centers, which advocates the eating of white rice only for weight control.
Colin Powell has gone on to a successful political career under the Kerry and Edwards Administration as their Co-Middle Eastern Ambassador along with former President Bill Clinton. Together they have broked several peace treaties which have resulted in a 6 year stoppage in violence between the Arab States and Israel. Ambassador Powell refuses to speak of his days with the Bush Administration to this day.
John Edwards is midway in his first term as President of the United States of America with Barack Obama as his Vice President. Our economy is roaring, peace has broken out all over the world, and America is once again looked to for hope and freedom.
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