I've been a naughty boy, get me into the 700 club, that'll show me.

[achtung_circus]

won't it?

[RetroLounge]

1. Show you what, exactly?

RL

[achtung_circus]

2. what this 700 club thing is and why I should be afraid of it.

I hear this talk, but no one will release deatils. It must be some oath-soaked secret society, like Skull and Bones, or Boy Scouts.

[NewHampshireDem]

3. OMG it is so f-'in great you won't believe it!

:eyes:

[tcfrogs]

Just wait, it's unbelievable!!!!

:eyes: :eyes:

[RetroLounge]

5. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

RL

[Blue-Jay]

4. The 700 Club is a wonderful place!

You don't have to think
We'll do that for you
Your words are never questioned
As they are the words of God
You'll finally be content
In the arms of Pat Robertson
A club of faith, in lieu of fact
Even the homos can't convert you
In the 700 club

[achtung_circus]

7. Too funny,

but know I think I make the connection. Not having been exposed to fundamentalist preachers (I blame my parents and/or society for that) I had no context, no context I say, to make that leap, dare I say it, that leap of FAITH.

No. What I believe in probably doesn't count, see sig line.

[Blue-Jay]

9. Ah. Bull Durham.

Best quote from that whole movie.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Some say

it gives you the irresistable urge to wear a pompador and listen to Bible preachers and not question them at all.

So here's some questions to answer-maybe they'll tell you how you'll survive the 700 Club:

1. Have you ever visited Branson, MO?

2. Did you know that Jim Bakker has a live radio show you can visit there?

3. What are your opinions of posting the Ten Commandments in every courthouse and classroom?

4. Do you think that Winnie the Pooh is satanic literature because the animals speak in the AA Milne stories?

[achtung_circus]

10. Well..

1. No
2. No way.
3. Don't force me and I won't force you.
4. No, all animals named after Canadian cities talk that way. Only a statistically insignificant proportion attempt to lure you into their cult, where ..

Knock, knock.

AAARRRGGGHHH, I won't tell, I promise, I was just kidding

.................

[Nlighten1]

8. Bad hair heal thyself!

The quickest way to easy street is a trip down Jesus Street!

[jukes]

11. don't listen to their lies

it's horrible. in fact, it's so debasing & boring, i'm sure it must be xian heaven!