No, really - guy named Dong from Bangkok lops off his manhood

[Paragon]

Man cuts own penis
http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,5583,2-1343-1347_1565863,00.html

Bangkok - A migrant worker from Myanmar cut off his own penis on Friday after drinking himself into a rage when his wife refused to have sex with him, Thai police said.

Po Dong, 29, a dock worker at the Thai port of Samut Prakan, initially attempted intercourse with his wife, Kate, on Thursday night.

When she refused he stayed up all night drinking whiskey and made another attempt on Friday, Samut Prakan Police Major Narong Simsawat quoted witnesses as saying.

When this attempt at intimacy also was rebuffed, Po Dong flew into a rage and severed his penis with a pair of scissors. He then cut the severed member into several pieces and stabbed himself in the stomach while screaming abuse at his wife...

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[Dookus]

1. aww..

his po dong

[EstimatedProphet]

2. I would post something

But I would feel bad about it later...

[Blue-Jay]

3. Actually, he just changed his name.

The artist formerly known as "Dong"

[Paragon]

4. Yeah, the jokes pretty much write themselves...

Kate wouldn't Bangkok, so he snipped his Po Dong, etc...

[Dookus]

5. Now he'll

never get to Phucket again.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. those poor southeast Asians

Every word they have, every name for everything, is pornographic...

[indigobusiness]

7. He can always go to N Korea

and build No Dong missiles.


Pyongyang admits 'No-Dong missile' is an oxymoron...

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/

[Unperson 309]

8. DAY-ummm! Props for freakin' STAMINA, Dude!

OK, I can see truncatin' the trunk, but then choppin' it into CHUNX?!!
Then stabbing self in tum-tums!

Looo-WEEZ, Homes, Yo wife aint de PROBLEM!

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