I am a tree frog

[Snoggera]

and I will answer any relevant questions until my third leg falls off.

[physioex]

1. What does it taste like?

[Snoggera]

2. Depends on the seasonings

but, since I am a scared, witless frog, chicken would be a suitable answer.

[physioex]

3. Is your ass really water-tite??

[Snoggera]

4. Think Super-sphincter

and that is what we have. It's a small miracle.

[physioex]

5. What type of inadequacies did you face as a tadpole?

You don't have to answer that if it's getting to personal....

[Snoggera]

7. Fear

All tadpoles face fear in the face daily. What's going to happen next? Where and what is going to eat me?

It is something to work oneself through.

Being a tadpole is rough, because the full-grown ones ridicule you and the rest of the water-world creatures laugh uproariously nonstop.

If one can get past the ridicule, which is worse than the possibility and probability of getting eating for breakfast, then a strange confidence develops.

The mighty tadpole is a creature to be feared! If only so many didn't get eaten by other creatures!

[Drifter]

6. Do you know any Box-Turtles ...

Cheers
Drifter

[achtung_circus]

8. In the biblical sense? nt

[Snoggera]

9. I have tried to get to know them

but they are secretive, and closed.

Damn the box turtles. Damn them, every one.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Why do you have only 3 legs?

Most tree frogs have 4

[Snoggera]

11. Not in my neighborhood

I don't know what frogs you call friends, but they must be really messed up.

Get new friends!

[Crunchy Frog]

12. What kind of treefrog are you?

a hylid, a rhacophorid, a hyperolid, or some other kind?:D

Also, are you crunchy?:9

[Snoggera]

13. I am not crunchy

only because I don't allow it.

A hyperolid sounds familiar, but my daddy disappeared when I was little, and I just don't know. I've spent my life caring for the other twenty seven siblings. It's been difficult.

[Crunchy Frog]

16. If you look something like this

and live in Africa in a marshy area, you are probably a hyperolid. Otherwise, you're probably something else. Nice to meet a fellow frog though.:hi: :bounce:

[Snoggera]

17. That's cousin Charlie

Where did you get his picture? I haven't seen him since he left the pond after mistakenly getting caught by a fisherman and thrown in another pond, but I digress.

Hello fellow frog!

[Crunchy Frog]

18. I found him on Yahoo.

A very notorious fellow, up to some pretty shady dealings. Believe me, you're better off staying away from him.

[Radical Activist]

14. How long is your third leg?

Will you miss it when it falls off?

[Snoggera]

15. Two questions

Question #1:
Long enough to make the other tree frogs embarassed in gym class!

Question #2:
I believe I would. Yes. I would. Won't happen. Nope.