Sabriel
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Tue Aug-03-04 11:58 AM
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100 Acre Wood moved to Orange Alert |
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Ridge has firm evidence that Heffalumps and Woozles are collaborating to strike an unidentified target.
(OK, NOW I've had enough copycatting. Still, it points out the sheer idiocy of the original "terror" alerts.)
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:01 PM
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1. And Pooh stuck in his hidey hole? |
Magrittes Pipe
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:09 PM
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5. THAT's the "undisclosed location!" |
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How have we been in the dark for so long? :shrug:
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:06 PM
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2. Weapons inspectors find gooey, sticky substance with |
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cloyingly sweet taste and odor in ceramic jars suspiciously labelled "HUNNY". Intel experts are convinced this is proof of Weapons of Mass Destruction Program-Related Activities.
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CO Liberal
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:07 PM
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3. For Them, It's a "Tigger Alert" |
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:08 PM
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4. I hope they're not Tigger-happy. n/t |
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:22 PM
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7. Eeyore suggested the warning might be politically motivated. |
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But no one listened to him.
Owl went on TV and talked about the significance of the warning and repeated the White House's explanation of the threat.
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