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Tue Aug-03-04 12:14 PM
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Hey, only 2.5% of the lounge front page is copycat-mocking shit. |
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You should be proud. :eyes:
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:15 PM
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1. you fucked up, dumbass |
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there was no . on the end of the original
shit, no wonder your boss lets you surf all day, clearly you're a walking hazard :eyes:
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:18 PM
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2. I was merely correcting your punctuation... |
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:21 PM
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Like brothers or multiple personalities in the same person? ;-)
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:21 PM
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4. We are self-hating dopplegangers. |
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Except I'm the pretty one.
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:23 PM
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:25 PM
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6. The mother-cell always liked you best. |
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:29 PM
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7. You're just lucky I didn't get all in vitro on your buttocks |
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Embryonic absorption is a real motherfuck
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:34 PM
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8. I'm just glad I didn't get the penile-degeneration gene. |
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:36 PM
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9. Sticking it in every degenerate in sight isn't always a bad thing |
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:39 PM
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But when it falls off in media coitus, she may be put off.
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:34 PM
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12. Hey, I can go from doggy-style to doggy-bag in seconds |
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I don't see where that's a problem :shrug:
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:37 PM
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14. I really have no answer for this. |
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:39 PM
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16. Perhaps you'd like a tea-bag instead |
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:41 PM
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17. I'd be glad to take your tea-bag... |
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...and plunge it in boiling water! :bounce:
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:42 PM
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18. Don't forget to bring a towel! |
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mmmm, plunge - is that a euphemism for fist?
I hope not.
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:44 PM
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21. No, it is the OPPOSITE of "fist" |
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Tue Aug-03-04 12:42 PM
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11. i personally am tired of your flippant use of naughty words |
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:38 PM
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15. For one thing, good sir, shit is now an acceptable word for broadcast |
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so long as it's used as a reference to the physical form of poo, not the actual process of pooing. For example, "Hey, you've got shit all over you" is acceptable to the FCC; whereas "You've just shit all over yourself" is not.
If you dislike my choice of words, I suggest you pick up a nearby pen, wipe the shit off it, and write a letter to your local representative.
State Representative Marie J. Parente State House, Room 466 Boston, MA 02133 Telephone: 617-722-2017 Fax: 617-722-2813 rep.marieparente@hou.state.ma.us
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:17 PM
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23. Your post alone is worth $889,433,747.50 in FCC fines! |
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Fuck That.
Shit is brown and dirty and it smells bad. Your so full of shit that brushing your teeth is the EXACT SAME THING as wiping your own ASS!
so i ask you! do your teeth itch today?
HUH?
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:39 PM
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28. If you've ever seen me snort dental floss and swallow |
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Edited on Tue Aug-03-04 02:40 PM by DS1
you already know the answer to that question
*scratchie scratchie scratchie* :hurts:
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:44 PM
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33. How many points are on that 900 million dollars? |
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:35 PM
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13. And the other 97.5% is shitting on your rug, asshole. |
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:42 PM
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:43 PM
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20. And you're fat and stupid. |
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Tue Aug-03-04 01:46 PM
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22. mmm, so says the lounge idiot dujour |
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Congratulations accepted, I may be fat and stupid, but I see you picked up an extra chromosome in production :eyes:
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:19 PM
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I mean, I always had him pegged as a Kleinfelder's. But who can tell these days? :shrug:
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:18 PM
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:20 PM
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26. I leave several times every day. |
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I can't very well stay on DU 24 hours, can I?
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:22 PM
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27. that is because you are a festering boil on the butt of society |
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:40 PM
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29. And you are a crab on the pubic hair of society |
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:41 PM
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31. then i am cool cause i can jump over 3 feet! |
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:41 PM
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I shall copy cat my life away
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Tue Aug-03-04 02:46 PM
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Yours is equally well thought out
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