Beware the Beast Man
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Fri Aug-06-04 07:54 AM
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Poll question: OK, the classic debate: |
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Fri Aug-06-04 07:58 AM
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Fri Aug-06-04 07:58 AM
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Fri Aug-06-04 07:59 AM
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5. What you do with your chamber pot is your business! |
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Fri Aug-06-04 07:58 AM
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2. Seat down - I like to have sex |
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And hate to have it withheld!
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Fri Aug-06-04 07:58 AM
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3. Other: seat up or down depending on how it was last used |
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and whoever uses it next uses their fucking eyes and brain to see where the seat is before they sit down.
Or lid down to keep the pets from drinking out of it.
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:04 AM
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11. God forbid people look at the toilet before letting it rip! |
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Fri Aug-06-04 07:59 AM
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6. If I live by myself, seat up. |
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If with my girlfriend, seat down.
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:00 AM
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7. Seat and Lid down in my house |
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Mrs. Beast Man says it's good chi :eyes:
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:03 AM
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9. It's good feng shui : P |
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:04 AM
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What are you doing on so early????
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:04 AM
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12. Is this THE Mrs Beastman or merely Mr Beastman in drag? |
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:05 AM
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13. This is THE Mrs. Beast Man! |
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:06 AM
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14. Oh - now this is TOOO much! |
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:00 AM
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21. It's also good not having the cat drinking out of it |
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:01 AM
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8. Lid and seat down; I've found |
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...the beer stays colder longer. :evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:08 AM
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15. Other- Are you too stupid to look before you sit down? |
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I keep both closed for cleanliness and the cats.
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Fri Aug-06-04 08:14 AM
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16. MEN: Has ANY of you ever forgot to lower the seat |
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before sitting on it? How is this possible?
Sure, I play along and close the seat and lid when I'm done because it's polite, BUT what is up with the people claiming that they're afraid they'll fall in the toilet in the middle of the night? *I've* never fallen into a toilet. Who are all these people falling into toilets? How does this happen? How can you not look before you sit?
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Fri Aug-06-04 09:58 AM
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Your post sounds like it belongs in a Seinfeld routine. I'm in my office, alone, laughing out loud. The Professor
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:03 AM
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22. Nothing like going in the middle of the night in the dark... |
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and slapping your ass down on a closed lid either... I HATE that!
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:12 AM
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24. Heh heh. I know that some people hate that. |
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That's why I do it. Nobody can complain about falling in the toilet that way. Looks better too. Serves you right for not looking where you're sitting. What if there's a water moccasin in your toilet? You'll thank me later.
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:13 AM
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25. No water moccasin... but I peed on a rat that had come up the pipes... |
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once... that was over 20 years ago... you'd think I'd have learned to turn the light on by now... :bounce:
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:15 AM
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Fri Aug-06-04 09:53 AM
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17. Guess I'm just well-trained. Seat down. |
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Fri Aug-06-04 09:57 AM
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18. Always Close It Completely |
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I know what water looks like. I don't need to see it in the toilet.
I lower the seat, and close the lid. Every time! This is not, and never has been, a source of contention between me and me wife. The Professor
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Fri Aug-06-04 09:59 AM
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Hell, I don't even think about it anymore, it's reflex.
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:08 AM
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every time. Even have the kiddo doing it after each potty trip. Saves the arguments on the up or down saga.
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:26 AM
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27. Seat and lid down to flush! |
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Lest icky droplets go flying. (This has caused embarassment when I didn't check to see that everything was flushed away!)
Seat up to urinate, of course. Geez, what else would a he-man like me do?
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Fri Aug-06-04 10:46 AM
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28. As a man it is my responsibility |
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to leave the seat down for those members of the less fortunate gender who don't have the sense to look before they sit. It has ever been man's job to look after the weaker sex and do their thinking for them.
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