Half Empty or Half Full?

[underpants]

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Neither. As an engineer, just let me say

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

:spank:

[underpants]

2. You drive a train?

LOL very funny

[tarheel]

3. I'm with Rabrrrrrr

the glass is neither half full or half empty. Its completely full ! Half full of water and half full of air ! :D

[JonasQuinn]

7. No no

Taking into account redundancy and safety margins, the glass is properly designed.

<----another enginerd. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. But the base is certainly over-engineered,

assuming the vessel will be used to hold only water, or occasional ice + water, or other liquid/solic of approxiate density of water, at relatively standard temperatures and atmospheric pressures.

I think your safety margins may be far too generous, unless you are engineering for possible use by drunks or children, who might hold the glass at excessive tilt from the gravity vector, and/or move/hold the glass with sudden and possibly catastrophic shifts of acceleration and de-acceleration.

[commander bunnypants]

4. Who cares about water

I want the keg please


DEMMAN

[ott]

5. Half empty

But I see room for improvement and am optimistic it can be done. If it were half full I wouldn't be as motivated.

[DrGonzoLives]

6. Most likely half empty

Most people don't fill a glass half full with water, so it is most likely that some of it has been drunk.

[GOPisEvil]

8. The Cardinals are on a 4 game losing streak. Half-empty!

x(

[DrGonzoLives]

10. LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

[soupkitchen]

9. Heres the difference between an optimist and a pessimist

A pessimist thinks the glass contains water while the optimist thinks it's gin.

[trof]

11. beeyewteeful, soup

hahahaha
Where's the olive?

[HawkerHurricane]

13. To quote my Mother in Law

Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends if you are pouring in or draining out.

[Az]

14. What does it mean if

I think its full of poison?

[thermodynamic]

15. Half-empty

I'd prefer to see it full, but the water industry won't give me any more! :evilgrin:

[goobergunch]

16. Half-empty...

containing Saddam's missing chemical weapons. :evilgrin:

[Bossy Monkey]

17. Half yin, half yang

Ha! I'm ready for the Meeting Room!

[mvd]

18. Half full, but..

Cautiously half full. I'm not a blind optimist.

[TheZoo]

19. Not only is it half empty

But it's not my drink! Where's the Rum?

[Wonder_Cow]

20. There is no glass

n/t

[SOteric]

21. Do you mean by volume?

By weight? What is the specific density of the liquid inside?