lil-petunia
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Mon Aug-09-04 03:30 PM
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Homeland Security called on Bookstore firing protests |
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Apparently, the posting of how customers got fleeced purchasing texts. This ultimately resulted in mulitple firings and layoffs- and it was these events that attracted the attention of Osama bin Laden and his merry pranksters. They, in turn, decided that bookstores made perfect targets for release of specially genetically engineered termites, ones who can chew through a pocket book in 12 minutes, and a hardcover in 23.
Homeland security spokesman I. M. Khookie stated that no bookstore would be left behind. Armed guards will be posted in each and every bookstore - and lists would be kept of just who was purchasing what books.
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Mon Aug-09-04 03:31 PM
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quite a little fiasco going on here...
Who thought it would all be because some college kid (me) bitched about book prices on some political forum? ;)
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Fri May 03rd 2024, 03:17 PM
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