soupkitchen
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:27 PM
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Army to offer free Penis enlargement and Breast Augmentation to Recruits |
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Not yet they're not but how are they going to get kids to enlist for a deployment in Iraq?
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Jim Sagle
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:31 PM
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1. That's good. You should be writing for the Onion. |
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:34 PM
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JitterbugPerfume
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:35 PM
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My niece gfot a boob job from the Military because she was "depressed" because her Hubby was sent to Korea This is true I SWEAR
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:45 PM
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7. I remember that thread |
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the "Boobs of Mass Depression" ! LOL :hi:
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:38 PM
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the DoD could offer to do research into making the implants with kevlar. That way they could be bullet-proof!
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:45 PM
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5. Patent that idea supernova |
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You might be a supernova inventor
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KamaAina
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Fri Jul-11-03 02:45 PM
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6. How about some penis enlargement for the Commander-in-Thief? |
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Oh, right, they already tried that, on the flight deck...
:-)
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commander bunnypants
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Fri Jul-11-03 03:37 PM
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8. Well of course you need to be a man first |
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He is just a snivelling, little wanna be president
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Fri Jul-11-03 03:40 PM
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9. AND.......A CORDLESS DRILL! |
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Fri Jul-11-03 03:54 PM
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10. The former would give a new meaning to slogan "Army of One" |
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