Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:24 PM
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co-workers bringing their new boobies for office-viewing. |
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Edited on Tue Aug-17-04 03:25 PM by Screaming Lord Byron
We get at least two each month.
It is nice to see the boobs.
I have yet to see a third or fourth (etc.) boob shown off in this manner.
It. Is. Incredibly. Disruptive.
The worst are when we get emails: "Jane is here with her new boobs, come to -X- floor and join the squeal-fest!" "Come see my new boobs!"
In sum: I believe photographs are sufficient. I know you're proud. You don't have to show me how proud. I'm very happy for you but please don't disrupt my workday in this manner.
Thoughts?
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:31 PM
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1. We had a receptionist who did that once... |
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She's not our receptionist anymore (for different reasons).
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:33 PM
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4. We have a director who hires attractive female staff |
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entirely on looks. The swine.
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:39 PM
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12. Please! If you want to run a successful, efficient business |
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You always hire people you in no way want to have sex with! That way you can keep your mind on your money and your money on your mind!
Costanza's first rule of business. My God, what do they teach in these schools nowadays?!
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:40 PM
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13. You know what I'm thinking about now? |
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:42 PM
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:32 PM
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2. Hey, those things are expensive! |
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Let them have their day(s) in the sun!
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:32 PM
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Especially when I am trying to do research in the library. There is nothing more annoying than nubile college girls showing off their brand new boobs to everyone around them. And it's even worse when their friends caress and touch them! Such a plea for attention! I am trying to research, ladies. I cannot be distracted by your boobs!
/Let it be known that Fenris WILL work blue for a laugh.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:34 PM
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5. They should have a boob cube in the library. |
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:35 PM
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8. They do. It's near the microfiche viewers. |
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:34 PM
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6. "please don't disrupt my workday in this manner"? |
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Edited on Tue Aug-17-04 03:35 PM by Minstrel Boy
You, sir, have disrupted my workday with the mere mention of "boobies."
Please desist.
Yours, etc....
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:35 PM
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:evilgrin:
(this is a truly feeble copycat thread)
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:37 PM
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9. Yes, but no workplace. |
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:37 PM
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10. HA HA thanks for the laugh!! |
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Tue Aug-17-04 03:38 PM
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11. I have my own office.. so I can have private showings |
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Tue Aug-17-04 04:25 PM
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15. Is there a signup list? |
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Tue Aug-17-04 04:34 PM
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16. Dude, you're mad because women are encouraging boob gawkin'? |
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Tue Aug-17-04 05:27 PM
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17. Lame copy-cat thread. |
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