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Tue Aug-17-04 05:59 PM
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COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING LEFT HANDED |
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1) You wipe your butt with a different hand then the one you shake with. 2) You, naturally have a higher degree of Intellect and Critical Thinking Skills. :) 3) Its a good way to strike up a conversation 4) You are a better pitcher 5) In Physics class, you dont hve to stop writing to perform the right hand rule.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:01 PM
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right handed people suck ass compared to us.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:02 PM
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3. Kleeb! You're a leftie?! |
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Very cool!
If we weren't so much better, the righties wouldn't keep trying to slow us down with right-handed scissors...
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:03 PM
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5. yeah, they try to get rid of us with right-handed chain saws. |
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:06 PM
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lefties free ourselves from our chains.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:07 PM
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10. Actually, I'm a switch-hitter |
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Edited on Tue Aug-17-04 06:17 PM by MercutioATC
Seriously, my right hand does fine motor control and my right is stronger.
I write, eat and shoot a gun left-handed.
I play baseball, shoot a bow and chainsaw right-handed.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:08 PM
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11. well in baseball I am odd as hell |
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Throw left but hit righty but I tried to learn to hit lefty.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:15 PM
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21. Jeez, I thought I was weird. |
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Kleeb, you're a freak of nature...
;)
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:20 PM
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23. Hey Rickey Henderson does the same thing |
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Even weirder, I played third base.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:09 PM
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14. Arent most guns harder to use left handed? |
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especially the safeties and the bolt action's?
I was so happy when the local laser tag place replaced its right handed laser guns with ambedexterous(sp) ones.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:14 PM
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20. The worst part is the shells eject in your face. |
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:06 PM
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goddamn right handed world. Yeah I am a lefty.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:12 PM
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16. I'm a southpaw as well. Actually, my 3/5 of my family are left-handed. |
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:02 PM
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Only problem is when you write, the ink or pencil graphite smudges and gets all over your hands. I don't know how famous leftie Ben Franklin ever wrote with those wet ink quills.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:03 PM
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4. That happens with right handed people too... |
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because their hand will still go over the lines they wrote above.
Thank goodness for fast drying ink.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:04 PM
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6. Also, it's nearly impossible to write on clipboards... |
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...like at the doctor's office. At least it is for me. I have to turn the paper 180 degrees and write with the "clip" at the bottom.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:06 PM
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We are the coolest!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:09 PM
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Bill Clinton is left handed too.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:06 PM
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I write with my left and wipe with my right.
I guess that higher degree of intellect and critical thinking skills must be correct.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:13 PM
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19. Paul McCartney (I'm a fan, so....) is left-handed, hence he plays |
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left-handed bass, guitar, etc.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:16 PM
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:20 PM
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24. Can't say, since I don't live w/ him. He probably has someone do it |
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:08 PM
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12. most talented people are lefty |
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:10 PM
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15. Your family will never ask you to set the dinner table... |
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after you constantly keep setting it for a left handed person. (personal experience)
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:12 PM
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I am the only lefty after all, though I did try to convert my youngest brother to our side.
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Tue Aug-17-04 06:13 PM
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18. We are the only ones in our right minds. |
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This thread was begging for that old joke.
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