WinterStorm
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Wed Aug-18-04 03:59 PM
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You have one last request "Sex or Food" |
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Which one would it be?
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Wed Aug-18-04 03:59 PM
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you seriously askin' MOI???
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:01 PM
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:00 PM
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2. You don't need the food if you're going to die anyhow. |
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:00 PM
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I might as well go out with a bang. :D
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:02 PM
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:03 PM
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9. I didn't offer fishing as a choice |
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:02 PM
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7. I can't eat all night long so I'd choose sex. |
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:03 PM
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8. I'll have a fur burger with a side of thighs. |
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:03 PM
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do I get to choose whom I screw? If I do, I choose sex.
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:05 PM
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Just as long as I get to choose who!
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:11 PM
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Who can eat or fuck when you know you're about to die?
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:11 PM
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13. it better be f***ing GOOD SEX |
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:13 PM
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14. all you can eat seafood buffet, including steamed maryland crabs |
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cuz i can eat that stuff for a long, long, long time!
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:15 PM
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16. 5...4...3...2...1 Sex thread |
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Wed Aug-18-04 04:38 PM
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I can live with dying hungry. ;)
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Wed Aug-18-04 06:02 PM
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If I'm really dying. But for any other day, anything we have in the house will do.
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Wed Aug-18-04 06:09 PM
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:07 PM
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20. Super sex. Hold the soup. |
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:13 PM
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For most of my life, food.
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:22 PM
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23. sex with george bu*sh, it would be nice to screw him once |
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for all the times he has screwed everyone else.
Don't get confused he would only be " touched " with a whip.
It would be interesting to see if he really likes being someone else's slave for a change.
Drat, forgot about being a pacifist, well as a last act what the heck.
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:54 PM
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Just thinking about that makes my skin crawl.
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Wed Aug-18-04 06:36 PM
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37. You wouldn't tie him up gag him and beat him, that has no appeal for you ? |
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:45 PM
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24. I say combine the two. |
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Wed Aug-18-04 06:25 PM
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35. Whats the name of that new DU website? |
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Edited on Wed Aug-18-04 06:25 PM by WinterStorm
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:47 PM
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Way more rewarding than sex!
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:49 PM
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27. I eat every day. I only have sex once every 3 years/avg and not by choice! |
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I'd rather have the oingie-boingie before I die.
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:50 PM
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28. What good is food gonna do ya? |
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:56 PM
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Cucumbers would work for some.
Cantaloupes and a knife to carve out a hole beforehand will satisfy the rest...
Of course, that's mixing food with sex... O8)
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Wed Aug-18-04 06:26 PM
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I have never thought of it that way.
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Wed Aug-18-04 05:56 PM
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32. This was in a really bad movie once |
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The idea was a Monty Hall style game show using prisoners. winner gets parole. They had one game called "Sex or Food", where they took a guy who'd been in solitary for years, and gave him a choice between a stripper and a full turkey dinner, and the audience was supposed to guess which he'd choose. The joke was that he picked up the turkey and had sex with it. So for myself, I'd choose world peace.
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