Do you remember the song "Star Trekkin"? listen here.

[amerikat]

Enjoy

http://home.wanadoo.nl/~sytze/sttrekkin/

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[Chovexani]

1. OMG!

That song brings back a lot of fond memories. Thanks for the link!

Ever listen to Voltaire? He's a goth musician and a big Trekkie and he's got some hilarious Trek songs. He offers them as free mp3s on his website: http://www.voltaire.net/music/BannedOnVulcan.html

I especially love "The U.S.S. Make Shit Up":

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty Nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up

[amerikat]

2. He must be a Goth Physicist

Funny stuff......bookmarked it for further evaluation.....to see if it meets the requirements of the prime directive......not for the humor mind you. :dem: :dem: :dem: :dem: :dem: :dem: :dem: :dem: :dem:

[Chovexani]

4. Hee!

The Sexy Data Tango is another gem...it's the filthiest song I've ever heard without a single dirty word in it. It's sung entirely in Trek technobabble. :silly:

[Endangered Specie]

5. ROFL!

[Endangered Specie]

6. That is some FUNNY shit there!

[Chovexani]

8. He's the best.

And he offers a lot of his music for free. My favorite non-Trek song he did is a little ditty called "When You're Evil". People think goths have no sense of humor (and some of us don't), and whenever I hear that I point to Voltaire. He's a treasure.

Even though I downloaded his stuff, I bought all his CDs. He's a cool guy, and I know he gets the money from it (unlike with Big Music labels).

[amerikat]

9. Listened to all the songs......he's a riot.....if he plays live then beam

me up. does he still play? That take off on "I wanna go home" would have the beach boys rollin on thre floor.

[gmoney]

3. Is that like Space Truckin'?

by Deep Purple

[DS1]

7. across the universe?

:7