Khephra
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:49 PM
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What are the "Horror Rules"? |
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1 - no sex
2 - don't split up
3 - if you are of a minority, then you better stick with the white people.
4 - If the power goes off, forget the breakers as someone will be waiting to kill you.
5 -- If you get the foe down on the ground, don't stop hurting him/her until they're in little pieces...and then burn up the little pieces.
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Guy Fawkes
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:50 PM
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1. stay out of bathrooms! |
PittPoliSci
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:50 PM
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you will be killed if you use drugs, legal or otherwise.
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Chovexani
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:54 PM
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3. Stay off the phone (n/t) |
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:57 PM
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4. If you call for help you might as well be yelling "marco" |
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:57 PM
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5. Just get the hell outta there, for crying out loud! |
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Don't stand there looking stupid, just run like hell!
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:02 PM
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Look in the back seat before getting into the car.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:46 PM
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7. If you hear strange noises coming from the attic or the cellar |
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fer crissakes DO NOT investigate it.
NEVER wear high heels while camping. They're not Nike's for running through the woods away from an axe wielding fiend.
Babysitting is probably a bad idea.
Counseling at summer camp is a badder idea.
Egging on the undead, unkillable, axe wielding fiend is NOT a good idea, unless you're absolutley sure you can follow through on rule 5 in khephra's posting.
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